Fuck the police, respectively.

Hey, I just want to get to know my Spam Forum. So I would like this thread to be introductions. If I've had any altercations with you before, you are welcome to drop it here and be civilized. If you are not interested in being civilized, or don't care much for introducing yourself, feel free to burn this thread to the ground. If you've already made an introduction, please link it.

>I like Video Games, I have a PS3, Gamecube, Nintendo 64, & a Wii. Although Wii's are for faggots.
>I play RSPS, & Runescape 2007.
>I skateboard, but I have unusual combinations of very large longboard wheels on regular decks.
>My name is Rick Ross, and I impregnated Selma Hayek.

Anybody else?

 

You're a douche of the largest proportions. Seriously, get the fuck out.

 

5char

 

You're just pissed off because you have a Wii.

 

My jimmies are rustled that we have to put up with cumdumpster faggots like you in the spam forum these days

 

Usually, I would be very upset by this. But, I understand you think that the spam forum doesn't belong to newfags. What would all you old faggots do though? Just argue within the same circle? Seems like I came at a perfect time since you're on your menstrual cycle.

 

Good one, period jokes, hilarious! So original! It's funny because woman are cranky when they're bleeding from their slits


Except it's not funny, not to people who are over 12 y/o, or at least capable of a more mature mental capacity


What would we do witha spam forum full of oldfags again? Probably the same thing, except we'd enjoy ourselves instead of being incapacitated by incredulity at how idiotic the next generation has become

 

*eats popcorn*

 

They let you have popcorn in prison? God, they're too soft...

 

Legit as fuck.

 

It wasn't meant to be thought of as a period joke, that saying is timeless, regardless of age.

Speaking of mature mental capacity, I was offering to be civilized, or take the alternative route. You claim that I'm a piece of the "next generation" of idiots, then why are you even taking time to run your mouth towards me when I have said nothing to provoke you? If you don't like the fact that I sound like a douche, then ignore me, pops.

I'm not quite sure if this has anything to do with it, but just because I do all of the things listed in the first post, doesn't mean I am a stereotypical douche bag. I can enjoy these things, whilst still being a good person. Although, if I am being a douche, I would like you to point out exactly what I am doing. Don't try to justify yourself being a douche, by calling me one. I'm not the one who stormed in here, spouting fictitious bullshit.

 

Are your jimmies rustled now? Why don't you report this, go ahead! Dave will save your pussy ass from mean old me

 

*drinks soda*

 

Huh? I've never reported anything to Dave, or any other staff member. I could give a shit that some old hag is reprimanding me on the internet.

 

Clearly shits are given, look how you fight back! Your vaglips are knotted so tightly together, you can't even come up with a better insult than "old hag"

 

I'm honestly not even giving shits, shits are not to be found in this domain of Isengard. I wouldn't even consider that to be an insult...And I can't even come up with anything, because I have no quarrel with you. Also, I've never reported anyone on here; because I understand that the Spam Forums are all in good fun.

 

Aren't you having fun?

 

You're making false statements, and saying I fight back poorly because you are trying to get my panties in a twist. I know you can try harder than this, I've seen you in action. So either you've realized you have mistaken me for someone else, or you're not getting the kicks you wanted from this because I'm not giving you the reaction you were seeking.

Also, yes. I am having fun, Lolol

 

No, I'm not getting the kicks I want from this, you backed down :c

 

Of course I did, because I'm a slippery bastard, and you're too smart. We'd just sit here going back and forth, because every time you put your wits into the conversation, I'd just find a loophole.

That's the honest truth lol