James Relationship Advice: #3 the Visual Access Angle of Skirts (VAA)

We all know skirts, some men love them, some men hate them. Same goes for women. But do you know what's great about skirts?

When a woman's wearing a skirt, you know, you know that somewhere in that room, shifting all the time, there is the VAA: the Visual Access Angle. A clear line of sight right to base camp.

In order to keep in line of sight for this glorious "VAA" You just have to do one or more of the following:

Move your head a bit
Switch chairs
Pretend to fall on the floor​

After you have done so, there will be nothing but clear air between you and intimate sighting number one!

 

Vouch. Pre-ordered copy of this guide. Worked!

 

I fucking love skirts. This being one of the main reasons. The VAA is sometimes hard to find, but I have found that all these methods do in fact work. James you have exceeded my expectations again.

 

mashallah, smart boi

 

Short skirts with no panties going up escalators is less work for a guy to look up..

 

What do you do when there are mountains blocking base camp from view?

Example A:

 

Or when base camp is situated in a very narrow setting. So narrow that the very light of day hardly ever reaches the evasive base camp.

Example B:

 

I'll be awaiting the hardcover book once you reach 100+

 

Hardback*

Damn 'muricans >_>

 

'Murican books are free to have both a hard front and a hard back, imperialist scum.

 

Just because there is one degenerate, it doesn't mean we all are.

 

Fuck, the 'Muricans are after me!!

 

I'm not a fucking hamburger gtfo me you fat fucks!

 

No, but you'd fuck a hamburger...

 

Support.

 

just gotta sit down across from 'em, and then go the ol' "oh dropped my pen..."

probably works

 

Fix'd

 

I'd fuck you for a hamburger.

I'm a cheap date

 

More like a cheeseburger, seriously man. Clean the D.

 

Good show old chap! Now when will you be posting the inconspicuous picture taking edition so my children's children can appreciate the sacred wound?