James Relationship Advice: #1 The Sock Gap

Many men have fallen through the sock gap. Under the sexual arena of earthly delight, there lurks a deadly pit of socks.


Prior to intercourse, when exactly do you take your socks off?
My advice is to get them off right after your shoes, and before your trousers. That's the sock gap. Miss it, and suddenly you are a naked man in socks. No self-respecting woman would ever let a naked man in socks do the squelchy with her.

 

I get pussy in socks a lot, my gf talks shit but she still wants the D.

Also first

 

Holy shit thanks for the advice! I will always try to take my socks off first in the spur of the moment. I can't wait until James's relationship advice #2

 

you're supposed to keep your socks on. keeps your feet warm, which in change keeps your wang stuffed with blood

have you guys ever watched porno

 

Charlie Harper was known to keep his socks on for traction, that's true.
But then again, he had the Beach Front property and $80k Mercedes to make up for it.

 

LOL!!

 

Have you ever let a naked man in socks do "the squelchy" to you ?

 

I have some socks that are at least 7 years old.

 

I can't say that I have, hehe.

 

I feel a challenge coming on for Ryan...

 

Uhm, no, haha!

Besides, I can think of many better challenges than the "sock on" challenge. (The snowy outdoors comes to mind.)

 

We'll just see about that.

 

Whenever I orgasm I look my lover in the eyes. Is that okay to do?

 

No, women often mistake this for love.

 

Lol'd.

 

Fuck, I need to stop doing this then.

Vouch for James, he has taught me many things about women.

 

The real trick here is to wear crocs without socks.

Bitches love that shit.

 

If you wear Crocs, you've automatically given up on life. Socks + Sandals is the way to go.

 

What about a deep massage like this one?

Can it be misconstrued as "love" also?

 

Just keep it casual.

Business-casual, that is. Keep on all your clothes and shove it through your zipper or hopefully button-fly if you can or want those. Just be safe not to scrape against the zipper and you'll be fine then you can shove it back in and leave the middle school before you're caught.