listening to drunks

there are like 3 drunk people yelling about who knows what. one is constantly screaming " i f#$!ing don't care".

this is happening in my home. idgaf. i think he gives an eff.

 

Poor op got no responses.
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"Look, if you had one pot, or one opportunity
To eat all the spaghetti you ever wanted in one moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip through your fork?
Yo

His palms are penne, knees meat, arms spaghetti
Add meatballs to the spaghetti, mom's secret recipe
He's nervous, but on the surface mom's spaghetti looks ready for meatballs
but he eats all the spaghetti, he can choke down,
the whole crowd goes spaghetti
He opens his mouth, but spaghetti won't come out
He's cooking now, everybody's cooking now
The clock's run out, dinner is over, bloah!
Snap back to spaghetti, spaghetti is gravity
OP goes Rabbity, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Spaghetti, no
He won't have it , he knows spaghetti looks like little ropes
It don't matter, it's dope
He knows that, but he's broke
He loves spaghetti he knows
When he goes back to his mobile kitchen, that's when it's
Back to spaghetti again, yo
This whole rap's spaghetti
He better grab spaghetti fast and hope he don't spill it
[Hook:]
You better lose yourself in the pasta, lasagna
Spaghetti, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to eat
This spaghetti only comes once in a lifetime yo
(You better)

Spaghetti is escaping, through his mouth that is gaping
This spaghetti's mine for the taking
Make me more, as we move toward a, new spaghetti order
A normal meal is boring, but spaghetti's awesome
Boil til it's softer, the water grows hotter
He blows on it to cool it off a bit faster
Coast to coast meals, he's known as spaghetti eater
Lonely roads, spaghetti knows
He's grown wheat from home, he's no farmer
He goes home and barely knows how to boil water
But hold your nose 'cause this sauce here has spoiled
His hoes don't want him no more, his dinner's foiled
They moved on to the next schmoe who cooks
He nose dove and sold pasta
So the cookbook has told and slams closed
I suppose it's old spaghetti but it still tastes awesome
Da da dum da dum da da

No more games, I'ma change what you call spaghetti
Tear this motherfreaking pot of pasta off the stove
I was cooking in the beginning, the dinner's all ready
It's been chewed up and spit out and still looks good
But I kept cooking and stepped right into the next kitchen
Best believe somebody's payin for this spaghetti
All the pain inside amplified by spaghetti
Cause I can't get by without spaghetti
And I can't provide the right type of sauce for this spaghetti
Cause man, these goddam food stamps don't buy spaghetti
And it's no movie, there's no Chance of Meatballs, this is my spaghetti
And these times are so soft, and my spaghetti's even softer
Trying to cook and eat my spaghetti, plus
Teeter totter caught up between being a farmer and a pasta cooker
Baby mama drama's screaming spaghetti and
There's not enough for me to wanna
Share with her, another day without spaghetti
Has gotten me to the point, I'm starving now
I've got to formulate a recipe or end up straved and dead
Spaghetti is my only motherfreaking option, lasagna's not
Spaghetti, I love you, but this parmesan's got to go
I cannot grow old eating my spaghetti cold
So here I go it's my dish.
Sauce fail me not, this may be the only spaghetti that I got


You can make any spaghetti you set your mind to, man."

 

Where?

 

Is it in the kitchen or living room? If kitchen run for your life.

 

Uhhhh yeah. I live in a "college life" off-campus apartment complex. This is my life on a nightly basis.

 

In other, breaking news; water is wet

 

when dealing with drunk people, get drunk

 

Sent some scientists to the lab to make sure.

Confirmed.

 

I like how it took replies before the old fags jumped on the hater wagon

 

Breaking News: Air is now breathable.

 

I think I heard something similar... But WHERE?