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Tortoises are the best pets.
  1. Unread #1 - Jan 13, 2014 at 6:41 PM
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    Tortoises are the best pets.
    They are not needy little bitches, will not piss, shit or scratch on the couch they have gigantic penises and best of all, they make great ashtrays after they die.
     
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  3. Unread #2 - Jan 13, 2014 at 6:46 PM
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    Tortoises are the best pets.
    Support.Confirming they have penises which can reach bodysize and extends by 6 times during erection!
     
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  5. Unread #3 - Jan 13, 2014 at 6:47 PM
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    Tortoises are the best pets.
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  7. Unread #4 - Jan 13, 2014 at 6:50 PM
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    Tortoises are the best pets.
    Words can't even describe how badly I want those images burned from my memory. Thanks to both of you.
     
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  9. Unread #5 - Jan 13, 2014 at 6:52 PM
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    Tortoises are the best pets.
    [​IMG]


    Thank you for supplying me with the most fitting gif I could think of.
     
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  11. Unread #6 - Jan 13, 2014 at 6:56 PM
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    Tortoises are the best pets.
    Lol! <3
     
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  13. Unread #7 - Jan 13, 2014 at 7:00 PM
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    Tortoises are the best pets.
    Le gf has a 2nd generation tortoise.
     
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  15. Unread #8 - Jan 13, 2014 at 7:02 PM
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    Tortoises are the best pets.
    What are you talking about. It's the whole video xD TWO videos, 1 agressive sex, 1 tortoise erection


    I'd post n4n0's reaction but I'm too lazy to ask him for permission and not sure if he'd like it xD
     
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  17. Unread #9 - Jan 13, 2014 at 7:09 PM
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    Tortoises are the best pets.
    Hey hey, in my defence, those were turtles. Not tortoises.
     
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  19. Unread #10 - Jan 13, 2014 at 8:52 PM
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    Tortoises are the best pets.

    Do you mean that WTF look on his face while we watched James' turtle porn? Post it. He's cool with it. It was one hell of a funny night on TC. ROFL!
     
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  21. Unread #11 - Jan 13, 2014 at 9:02 PM
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    Tortoises are the best pets.
    Exactly
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    Inb4 mystery avatar thread



    Very big turtles
     
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  23. Unread #12 - Jan 13, 2014 at 9:21 PM
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    Tortoises are the best pets.
    ^ hahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahah
     
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  25. Unread #13 - Jan 13, 2014 at 9:32 PM
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    Tortoises are the best pets.
    That's the very look on everyone's face. lololololol Wait, except James' face at our reaction.... [​IMG]


    ...with one very big blooming "flower" penis. -shudders @ the replay in my mind, yet again-
     
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  27. Unread #14 - Jan 13, 2014 at 9:42 PM
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    Tortoises are the best pets.
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    is venusaur a turtle or a frog?
     
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  29. Unread #15 - Jan 13, 2014 at 9:53 PM
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    Tortoises are the best pets.
    Ask our tortoise penis master
     
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  31. Unread #16 - Jan 13, 2014 at 9:58 PM
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    Tortoises are the best pets.
    neither, lizard

    venus (flytrap) saur (lizard)
     
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  33. Unread #17 - Jan 13, 2014 at 10:08 PM
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    Tortoises are the best pets.
    Does that make him a Lizard (fly)trap?
     
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  35. Unread #18 - Jan 13, 2014 at 10:13 PM
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    Tortoises are the best pets.


    FIXED
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  37. Unread #19 - Jan 13, 2014 at 10:18 PM
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    Tortoises are the best pets.
    Yes, the plant on top of venusaur is called a rafflesia arnoldii, which smells like rotting flesh to attract flies which the plant eats
     
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  39. Unread #20 - Jan 13, 2014 at 10:20 PM
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    Tortoises are the best pets.
    Last edited by Trin : Today at 07:16 PM. Reason: The look on it's face makes it legit. -shudders-

    hahaha
     
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