My loved pet, Buggy. Needs new home as soon as possible.

I am having to part with my pet roach, as I am no longer able to afford to feed him. With the way the economy is going, I am forced to do this. It hurts to let him go, as I have been with him since he was just a larvae. He loves sitting in your hand and watching Jerry Springer, and will sometimes crawl up your pants at night to keep warm. Items included will be his 2 story deluxe shoebox highrise, custom yarn leash, and miniature food and water bowls along with a 6 pack of Miller light, his favorite beer. I will need to interview the prospective caretakers to find the right fit, and a small adoption fee may apply (he is up to date on his shots, and has recently been wormed). Please, help me find Buggy a forever home!

Serious applicants only need to apply, Thank you.

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GOD! What made me enter this thread

 

You seem appalled by my friend, I'm sorry but your application will not be accepted with that type of attitude.

 

I'm white.

 

Does it really taste like chicken?

I might be interested. PM me.

 

He will be great in my next video
I don't need his stuff

 

I'll take the beer and stomp your roach for ya if you need.

 

Quality thread

 

Please allow 24 hours for me to fully review all these great applications.. thank you.

 

Fuck that

 

Atleast hell survive a nuclear fallout so you won't be lonely. Good choice in a pet op.

 

Thank you. To those interested, I will also be interested in setting up a visitation schedule as well.

Please understand the attachment we have formed together is deep and it will not be easy for me nor Buggy.