How I eat my M&Ms

Sometimes, whenever I eat M&Ms, I like to hold two m&m's in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one m&m cracks. I eat the cracked one, and the one that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I grab the other m&m, and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of m&m gladiators. I do this until I run out of m&m's, and when there is only one m&m left standing, I send a letter to m&m's brand with the champion m&m in it with a note attached that reads: "Please use this m&m for breeding purposes."

 

old copy pasta you faggot

 

shutup bitch

 

still loled

 

Best post op has ever made even tho its a obv copypasta

 

good to know

 

Funny thing is, I actually do the first bit. Cracked one gets eaten and the other advances to the next M&M.

 

I remember reading that like 6 years ago XD. I just crack them individually and store them under my arm pits.

 

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