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  1. S0ck Babies

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    Simple joke thread
    This may be floating around somewhere but I just want to make a nice joke thread. If it is somewhere Then lock or move this one please =)


    My idea is just say if you have heard the joke said above and rate it out of 10. No points or prizes.. Just jokes =)

    Ill start it off corny as it may be:


    A Blonde, A Redneck, A Black Guy, A Priest, A Rabbi and Helen Keller walk into bar..
    The bartender looks at them all and says, " is this a joke?"

    Enjoy
     
    S0ck Babies, Dec 9, 2013
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    A guy walked into a bar... It hurt.
     
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    Y did le dinosaur cross le road?

    Cause le chickens wern't around den

    Mwawahaha
     
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    thats a good one

    2 lesbians and 2 gay men are in a hotel and they are racing to the next destination. who gets there faster?

    The gay guys, they packed early.

    who had a faster overall pace?
    the lesbians, they run lickidy split
     
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    thats great... wheres that at =P id love that deal.
     
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    I didnt get it at first, and then i was like MURICA!
     
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    that made me trolololo.

    A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender to give him 12 shots he just did his first blowjob. The guy downs all 12 and the bartender says here is the 13th on the house. The guy looks at the bartender and says," If 12 shots didn't get the taste out then the 13th won't either.
     
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    Lmao, remembering this one
     
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    How did Helen Kellers' parents ground Helen Keller?
    They rearranged the furnature
     
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    lol thats cute.


    Why don't women need licenses?
    Because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.
     
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    once a day bump
     
    S0ck Babies, Dec 16, 2013
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    wow. I leave and posts are removed? whys
     
    S0ck Babies, Dec 26, 2013
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