Fireball whisky

Better than having 2 drunk chicks puke all over the seats and having to endure the smell for 30 minutes.

 

Ouch... Luckily not. I told the driver to pull over because I had to puke too, he's like "NEIN!" - Pointed at the window, and rolled it down. I'm like "Fuck it..... RALPHHHHH"

He just laughed, I tossed him a couple € extra for the car wash just because he was cool about it.

 

Haha nice, the girls ended up having to pay I think it was $150? For the whole cab to be shampooed.

 

My mate was getting a blow job and the chick barfed all over his dick/stomach. LOL.

We call him Puke Dick.

 

Fireball is so good, but I have been drinking Jim Beam Maple lately. Would definitely recommend it.

 

Usually when I drink, I end up waking up in bed with a bunch of men, it's happened on multiple occasions....

 

Tim is that you?

 

I love you when you're in this mood

 

oh god dammit...not another one

 

Baby you love me when i'm in any mood.

Come on Tim! it's me Frankie! you remember me dontcha? we were at club ice and you, me and a couple outher guys hit up a cisco bathroom and had a little rumble? it was like fight club except without fighting.


come on man why havn't you returned my texts? Please don't be like this man.



Well you know what, fuck you to asshole i hope you choke on a pickle jar.



i'm sorry, call me.

 

I would call you but, i went to the clinic the other day and well they said i have HIV.




Thought you used a condom




was wrong




gg

 

I ...


Tim i..

i'm at a loss for words because i have the herpes not HIV?



I know it was like a texas gang bang but.... man i thought we had something special between i saw it in your eyes when you looked up at me, and watching the man juices drip....

you know what i'm stopping here, this is getting weird now i feel like syed.

 

When the fireball shots are brought out, typically when I know this stop at the bar turned into an all night throw down.

 

mob money ova bitches holl at me