Going to score with teeny sluts tonight

Holy fuck how embarrassing

 

you remind me of my big toe... cause I know i'm gonna bang you on my couch

 

tell them about the spam forum...

 

if you're the kind of person who talks about getting laid at teenage parties on the internet you're going to end up with at least one of three things:

1. Multiple STDs
2. A large man breaking your legs after you refuse to pay in the morning (least likely because you're trying to sleep with kids)
3. Disappointed virgin. (very likely)
4. Disappointed virgin who lies about getting laid tomorrow. (most likely)

it's the "I'm drunk ATM" that did it

 

This being said my most successful pickup attempt was walking up to a girl, saying 'esccsse me.. you are v-vv-vvverrty attr-active' then falling on her

 

I'm going to schoolies on the Gold Coast, Australia.

It's like full of 17 year old, desperate chicks you can say anything to them and they'll hook up with you.

I'm also drunk ATM

 

I'm also drunk ATM

 

oman everyone is drunk time to bring out the vodka so I can be cool too!

 

I'm also drunk ATM 

 

I'm also drunk ATM

 

I'm also drunk ATM  

 

I'm also drunk ATM   

 

Says the guy that used to be a mod on a website that trades runescape gold.

I've actually finished like 6 beers so I'm pretty tipsy and when I find out how to upload a pic via iPhone I can prove it. I plan on finishing a case of beer.

I don't really give a shit what you say anyway chill out I'm having fun, give me stupid shit to say.

Schoolies has around 30,000 people it's a massive festival not a "teenage party"

Inb4 asking people on sythe for gay pickup lines insults

 

No like, I'm also like literally drunk ATM

 

I'm also drunk ATM         

 

I'm also drunk ATM                

 

I'm so drunk ATM

 

Oh just to clarify you have to be 17 or 18 to get into this festival. I'm not a pedofile.

 

I'm so drunk wtf is this thread about I cannot even see... all I see is some basketball player dancing or something.

 

i have an account on sythe