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  1. Unread #1 - Oct 19, 2013 at 8:00 PM
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    Hey you! out there in the sex toy store
    Getting lonely, getting old, can you feel me
    Hey you! Standing in the aisles
    With an itchy vagina and fading smiles, can you feel me
    Hey you! don't help them to bury the live
    Don't give in to your sexual desires without a fight.
    Hey you! out there on your own touching yourself so softly
    Sitting naked by the phone would you touch me
    Hey you! with your dildo siting against your sweet muff
    Waiting for someone to call out in orgasmic delight would you touch me
    Hey you! would you help me to carry the stone
    Open your legs, I'm coming home
    But it was only a fantasy
    You wake up alone
    No matter how tiered you could not stop touching yourself
    And the bats flew out of their cave
    Hey you! out there on the road
    Always doing what you're told, can you help me with my boner
    Hey you! out there beyond the wall
    Breaking bottles in the hall, tryin to find spare batteries can you help me
    Hey you! don't tell me there's no batteries at all
    Together we stand, mutually masterbating each other
     
  3. Unread #2 - Oct 19, 2013 at 8:03 PM
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    op is a fag, but 100% would read again
     
  5. Unread #3 - Oct 19, 2013 at 8:06 PM
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    I'm annoyed I read it
     
  7. Unread #4 - Oct 19, 2013 at 8:12 PM
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    tl;dr

    sum up anyone?
     
  9. Unread #5 - Oct 19, 2013 at 8:14 PM
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    Buys a dildo.
    Runs out of batteries
    We jerk each other off.
     
  11. Unread #6 - Oct 19, 2013 at 8:16 PM
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    I'm up for it.. I mean sorry I'm with Alex.

    Also
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    The fuck?
     
  13. Unread #7 - Oct 19, 2013 at 8:19 PM
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    much better

    10/10 would read again.
     
  15. Unread #8 - Oct 19, 2013 at 8:24 PM
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    You besta stop this sheet before I cheat on you with the many women here on Sythe.

    I will call up Verts, if need be!
     
  17. Unread #9 - Oct 19, 2013 at 8:28 PM
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    I'm sorry I ruv you
     
  19. Unread #10 - Oct 19, 2013 at 8:35 PM
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    That's better...



















    Now, on your knees, Chloe.
     
  21. Unread #11 - Oct 19, 2013 at 8:56 PM
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    This is pink floyd right
     
  23. Unread #12 - Oct 19, 2013 at 9:19 PM
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    requesting name Alex's name changed to AlexCat
     
  25. Unread #13 - Oct 19, 2013 at 10:04 PM
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    Cool cat jack

    Requesting name change to: jacks goffs cats
     
  27. Unread #14 - Oct 19, 2013 at 10:05 PM
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    it's a bug lol
     
  29. Unread #15 - Oct 19, 2013 at 10:57 PM
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    Oh I get it. Its a pink floyd song.
     
  31. Unread #16 - Oct 19, 2013 at 11:01 PM
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    I worship the ground Jack Goff walks on
     
  33. Unread #17 - Oct 19, 2013 at 11:02 PM
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    Corrected.
     
  35. Unread #18 - Oct 19, 2013 at 11:22 PM
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    thanks for the sig bb
     
  37. Unread #19 - Oct 19, 2013 at 11:28 PM
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    Ok so op isn't funny. Da fuq=(
     
  39. Unread #20 - Oct 19, 2013 at 11:33 PM
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    you're welcome mr cool cat

    i think OP is funny, OP is a cool guy
     
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