Emperor Nero Vs. TradeFortress

Good luck, 3 bars due whenever. It shouldn't take long to write once I get home.

Rules: No biting, recycling, or bitching - Basically you just can't use something I wrote if I post first to diss me in your verse or using a concept or a rhyme that somebody else made. Recycling is using your old verses or someone else.

 

Tradefortress made a gay mess
He sucked it all up and didn't even make a fuss.
His boyfriend pleasured him in the bum
You later turned around and played with his rump.

 

uh this shit again.. fuck off thug life

 

I'm white and country at heart

 

There once was a faggot OP
who thought he was some kind of adderall fiend
So I wrote him this rhyme
to give him some time
to stop being such a faggot.

-Takes bow.-


Nigga be trollin'. Notice my careful use of slant rhyme in the first two lines, and the free verse nature of the punch line.

 

Wow Emperor_Nero that was the gayest shit I've heard in years
congratulations faggot, you got me bleeding out my ears
I'm about to open up a can of whoop-ass on Emperor N.
Or should I say the faggot who got banned twice for "just being him"
I don't care if ya like me, I pop these addies like candy
EN's the one we be seeing on the streets giving handies
For like a quarter or the like
I've been up 56 hours, someone pass this fucking mic

 

Apparently there is some kind of forum post mic
and some forum post lights on a forum post stage
that causes the OP some sort of forum post rage.
I didn't even read his post because this is retarded,
and I don't even know how it got started.
But I think all of my posts from now on are going to be raps,
it's going to be a big attack from a multisyllabic vocab.

 

Ur last line was the best.


Yo Em you're the one who said to start this
Am I tripping? Or are you just retarded.
I got the fish scale ready slit ya throat open
Always connectin because I'm on that dope potion
Where the fuck is the bottle of lotion
I can't masterbate unless there's chicks watching me
and I can't do math unless an Asians taughtin me
And Im so fucking tired but I can not go to sleep
I'm fucking 6 feet deep under in a fucking slumber of white hot light
It's no wonder that mother fucker gumber in sunburnt
Feel free to attack me and I will lyricall blast thee
More rhymes from you and I will make you see three
of me? No of punches faster than Spike Lee
Rolling up to the club drunk as fuck
Playing Pinnacle with powderpuffs while I pass out and get butt fucked
Living the life of +1 up, but I got downed when my injury snuck up
Wow I was like a posterchild now I'm stuck with no way out. This nut I need to bust
Holy fuck I am so gone, let's go fly to Hong Kong
Pick up a bong taht's like 10ft long and rip it until Kingdom Cahm
OR stay back and watch this faggot spit, WOW he's a lyrical genius
Playing with my penis while I watch your girl twerk and I just realized I forgot to dump the dead body out of my trunk before I left work haha
Leave these mothers dead and laughing like haha
So where's her bra-bra I got to hide it before the cops knock



I didn't read to check my rhyme scheme I'm way to fucking tired but I can't pass out cus they fucking addies. Someone keep it going.

 

An OP haiku
he is a major Faggot
please die OP lel

 

Your haiku is the best dude,
it's not the rest: smooth.
Penis penis penis
Penis penis penis
Penis penis penis
Penis penis penis
Penis penis penis
Nigga.

 

I hinder my words
Majinder is my name
Im known for my fame
My online alias is schoolboyq
And no im not gay
Nor paki

 

IfreshMez, suck my dick head
You can't rap, or write. Cuz.

 

I am schoolboy Q
terrorist from Pakistan
watch me go boom lel

 

I am tradefortress
who is tradefortress you ask
Nobody cares lel

 

Drugs are bad kids look at ifreshmez,
he done crack and it broke his head.


I request this thread title be changed to Spam Forum Poetry Jam.

 

OP's rhymes are weak

 

Emporer Nero
Be in my awesome Sig please
you are a cool dude

 

Nero is the victor!

Okay, I'll be in your sig. GOGOGO.

 

lol "For like a quarter or the like" what kind of line is that

nero actually got some skills in post #7

 

If I tried, my verbal mastication skills would mascerate the OP. All he could do was sit there an masturbate, and scream "Masta wait!" when I walk away from his poor lines.