New line that always works

Ever since this story: http://www.sythe.org/general-off-topic/1610234-biggest-bitch-world-true-story.html

I do this to get people to shut up now:
"Excuse me. Hi, that sign over there says quiet study floor in big block letters. Can you spare me the trouble of calling campus security up here to resolve this, and let me study? Thanks."

Works. Every. Time.

 

so don't fuck with govind when he's trying to study, got it.

 

op plz l2turnup. ty

 

I'm glad to hear you found a solution Govind.

 

lol what a nerd

 

M8-_-

 

Another subsatisfactory thread by govind, nothing to see here

 

I bet you're a fucking loser in school with no friends. if you talk like that to people -.- lol L2socialize

 

Same line you wanted to use in the first play but got shat on instead.

 

Why the fuck shouldn't I talk to assholes like that? Making noise in a library is like parking in a handicapped spot. In fact, they're lucky that I actually talk to them first instead of just calling security right away.

 

Nah, that time I tried being nice by not mentioning security or the library staff. Not anymore.

 

why didn't you just kick their ass...?

 

Probably the stupidest shit i've ever read on the internet - he's a loser because he tells people to stfu? If anything you're a little bitch if you let people talk loudly in a library.

I don't know why you even post schoolboy you're a fucking 15 year old paki, everything you post literally makes everyone stupider. pls go

 

More stupid*



But i guess that makes you right=/

 

your'ur*

 

LOL why would anyone need to call security if you're not a pussy go up to the people and tell them to stfu like a man.

 

I would shoot you with spitballs.

 

http://www.sythe.org/general-off-topic/1610234-biggest-bitch-world-true-story.html


I'm afraid he's already tried that

 

You can't hit a woman

 

govend you'd probably beat the shit out of her u have violent tendancies -,-