I have a spastic colon...

So i was diagnosed with IBS "irritable bowel syndrome" and whenever i tell anybody they're grossed out, i've had it for a few years and it sucks but i just found out that another name for IBS, like an actual proper name is Spastic Colon,
wtf

taken from wikipedia
Now whenever any1 asks me why im going to the toilet so often i can just say my colon is a spastic.

inb4 op is a fag, nobody cares and "thats not what spastic means retard"

 

op is gay

 

OP will have to pee though a tube and shit in a diaper when his older hahahaha fking disabled mug.

 

So there is a proper name for the condition known as "The shit squirts"

 

I heard that occurs when you take it in the ass too much =/

 

your not fuckin funny kid jesus christ

 

op is gross

 

OP is a cripple

 

op goes through pain everytime he has to shit.

 

Why you still pretending to be on holiday in Macedoni4na

 

Hey, I Coulda swore Niko said his twc was gonna be gone in a week and a half, like 10 days ago.

 

Now that's funny

 

1 week= 7 days

7 days/half= 3.5

1 week and a half= 10.5 days


Not so funny now eh.

 

When I was saying just 10 days ago, I was just mentioning it was a while ago. I thought he was getting his twc removed.

omg .5 days off burn him.

 

^faggot

 

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