Weirdest/craziest shit you've ever done?

He once pretended to ring a girl on the phone. He was on Skype when he did this. He spoke in Spanish thinking I would not understand him. I did.

For me, once I went on holiday. We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.
Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

 

Ummmm. Ran from the cops, and to top it off. I didn't spill the beer! (Y)

 

Me and a couple of buddies were out doing shenanigans late one night and I shit on this kids door step..

 

When I was six I rode a flaming unicorn through the gates of hell and fought hordes of undead with a magical shoestring I'd won after defeating the devil in a game of yahtzee. I returned home shortly after reclaiming my title as king.

 

Used women perfume

 

I felt so wrong and wet

 

trying much?

 

Either my story is too serious for this thread or no ones seen it

 

sry m8 j;