My first successful business in runescape

l33tnewbz · Jun 25, 2011

aha this is pretty funny.. So you run the girls (guys) on runescape huh? aha ... where can I find a good 1? fali or varrock street lol.

High Heels · Jun 25, 2011

Mate your sick in your head but atleast it works

ll champion · Jun 25, 2011

Assemble your hoes and show us a picture. This is pretty clever imo, but i would never do this though

verifiedcheat · Jun 25, 2011

saw this on rsbuddy

helloworld94 · Jun 25, 2011

thispig said: ↑

Hello guys, I just thought I would share my success story with you guys, I actually started out poor like most of you out there. I tried botting, let's just say in the end, all my accounts were banned and I lost motivation to bot. I tried merchanting and the profit wasn't as good as people lead you on to thinking it is, maybe around 500k on a GOOD day of merching.

So I thought to myself.. There had to be a original way of making a shitton of gold then it hit me.. At the time, I was at varrok sq and while I was thinking about ways to make money, I saw all the kids druuuuling over those girls with desert boots and ledhorsen pants, flowers.. You know the deal.

I thought to myself(not seriously) if I could exploit those druling kids.. And ofcorse... My plan worked perfectly.

I pulled one of the girls aside(pmed), and made a deal with her. S

Spend a half hour with one of these nerds, act like you like them and you get paid. Little did she know, the nerd was Willing to pay twice what the girl wanted, CHA-CHING $_$.

After the half hour was up, I followed through and paid her 250k while I kept 250k for myself, this 1 girl told some of her friends, 1 became 2, 2 became 4, 4 became 8 etc etc.

Today I have exactly 52 girls on my team and we are basically our own little community, I find them customers, and they go to work.

I'm happy to report, I have made my first ever 100th mill because of this, greatest thing that's happend to my rs career, so guys, don't give up.. You could find something too.

Feel free to use this method, just don't touch w18 varrok
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I'll be your 53rd hahahah if this is serious anyways

Naathan · Jun 25, 2011

Better be good quality for my hard earned cash (not really)

Iloversbotting · Jun 25, 2011

Nice i hope you keep it up.

mum_mom_mam · Jun 25, 2011

TheMaker said: ↑

Mr pimp in runescape. what can I get for 500k?
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Lap Dance

Sprawl · Jun 25, 2011

Kid.Ink · Jun 25, 2011

ll champion said: ↑

Assemble your hoes and show us a picture. This is pretty clever imo, but i would never do this though
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This is exactly what i want. lol.

FireZ · Jun 25, 2011

I fucking lol'd

Ilikequests · Jun 25, 2011

L0l.

I used to run a slavery business back in 06 f2p, but i was never a pimp .

uselesspoop · Jun 25, 2011

Haha funny joke LOL!

Determinate · Jun 25, 2011

Reminds me of that South Park episode with Butters' bitches.

TripN · Jun 25, 2011

Soon there will be a bot for this.

Zezecha · Jun 25, 2011

Haha Pimp Of Runescape Here. Trololololol.

thispig · Jul 26, 2013

bump for memories

NT1 · Jul 26, 2013

We got a e-pimp up in here. If you still got any of these girls, I'll buy a bj

ColemanRay · Jul 26, 2013

This is actually really funny... I would do it!

Mesem · Jul 26, 2013

thispig said: ↑

Hello guys, I just thought I would share my success story with you guys, I actually started out poor like most of you out there. I tried botting, let's just say in the end, all my accounts were banned and I lost motivation to bot. I tried merchanting and the profit wasn't as good as people lead you on to thinking it is, maybe around 500k on a GOOD day of merching.

So I thought to myself.. There had to be a original way of making a shitton of gold then it hit me.. At the time, I was at varrok sq and while I was thinking about ways to make money, I saw all the kids druuuuling over those girls with desert boots and ledhorsen pants, flowers.. You know the deal.

I thought to myself(not seriously) if I could exploit those druling kids.. And ofcorse... My plan worked perfectly.

I pulled one of the girls aside(pmed), and made a deal with her. S

Spend a half hour with one of these nerds, act like you like them and you get paid. Little did she know, the nerd was Willing to pay twice what the girl wanted, CHA-CHING $_$.

After the half hour was up, I followed through and paid her 250k while I kept 250k for myself, this 1 girl told some of her friends, 1 became 2, 2 became 4, 4 became 8 etc etc.

Today I have exactly 52 girls on my team and we are basically our own little community, I find them customers, and they go to work.

I'm happy to report, I have made my first ever 100th mill because of this, greatest thing that's happend to my rs career, so guys, don't give up.. You could find something too.

Feel free to use this method, just don't touch w18 varrok
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Damn, hats off to you man. In the real world, I believe this is termed "hustling" or "pimping" LAWL. Nice.

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