Unb4nn3d decimation thread (ITT: Magic Arrow is a faggot)

That's it bitch, you forced Marrow to go beast mode on your sorry ass. Ignored you for as long as I could, but I'm about to give you a serving so large you'll need your master Finn to help finish it.

I'm quite frankly sick of this faggot strutting around like he has any respect in this place.

Let me give you an idea of how big a faggot this dude is:

• Once made a poll asking whether he should kill himself and promised to fulfill if the forum voted yes
• Once made a thread saying that the spam forum should be removed, because he was sick of getting flamed in it
• Only user in the history of Sythe to be demoted for failing a one month trial
• Once told me that he "craved doing spam reports", in regards to his thirst for staff
• Once bragged about being a varsity bowler, everybody knows bowling is for faggots
• Claimed he was bi-sexual so he could get staff, Finn era defined.
• Took him like 12 apps to finally get OMM
• Had an internet relationship with some Sythe chick called Life Savers
• Used to make like a gazillion goodbye/intro threads because of the attention fucking whore he was

Words can't express how much of a faggot this dude is. He can't help it, he's a faggot by nature. This dude was legit the Deathsnova of about 4 years ago. He used to get flamefucked by almost every respected spam forumer back in the day. Don't believe me? Here's a thread for reference: http://www.sythe.org/showthread.php?p=4477858

The dude is a backstabbing prick, he'll stab you in the back to get to where he wants. He used to deep throat Finn so hard back in the day. He used to be a moany, whiny bitch who used to bitch about being a bitch. I used to flame the fuck out of him for fun, and he used to report my posts and request the mods close my threads, and then have the nerve to claim that he owned me.

Do you know what this idiot does? He goes around on my threads attacking me, and when I unleash a wrath of textual fury onto thee, will tell me to grow up. The dude is a staff kiss ass, look at his motherfucking signature, he quotes admins because the dude still can't get over the fact he was a fucking fail staff member. Find me one instance where he doesn't take an admins side in an argument and I will virtually suck your dick.

Anyway, just a heads up, do not respect this basement dwelling faggot. Everybody who knows him knows that he's a faggot. Chances are you'll think he's one too.

Picture of this ugly cunt for reference:

 

tl;dr Are you saying he was/is a Laptop?

 

On a level about 10 times greater.

 

does it have to be a current admin?

 

no...

 

http://www.sythe.org/4369176-post45.html

A post from the time echoing my exact feelings.

 

l.....

 

He'll probably ask staff to close this thread too, because he's a whiny bitch who hates being flamed but has no problem flaming me on every thread I make. Come on Alex, bring it bitch.

 

grow up m8

 

y r u raging tho marrow?

we all know he made a suicide poll, he is on the lowest level of le totem poll... y u stoop to his level..

stahp it.

 

wurd.


also, that thread, good find.

 

I hate how he walks around like he's actually somebody who anybody respects. He's a faggot and I'd like current, future generations to give him the same treatment we gave this faggot back in the day.

 

Can't wait for his lame ass reply like "Lol you so mad marrow, i made marrow mad hurr hurr hurr y u mad" and strut around like he's king or some shit. Fight me faggot. I've ignored you long enough, 1v1 cunt

 

How'd he lose mod btw demotion or did he step down lol

 

I can't stop laughing at the fact of "Once bragged about being a varsity bowler, everybody knows bowling is for faggots".

Marrow wins again.

 

Even people on the varsity bowling team hated him -.-

 

10/10 thread. would read again.

 

He got demoted, because staff realised a month into his promotion that retards shouldn't hold staff positions.


New juice to fuck him with.

He released a song about Sythe once.
http://www.sythe.org/your-music-lyrics/521974-sythe-rap-leechers.html

If only the audio link was working, I would love for you to have listened to how shit it was. I was embarrassed for him just by listening to it. Thankfully the retard was retarded enough to think it was any good and provided us with the lyrics. Read and enjoy the laugh.

Yes ladies and gentleman, he actually recorded those lyrics onto a beat and was so delusional he thought it was good enough to upload to the site.