What is the WORST thing you have ever lied youself out of [Gotten away with]

Don't really lie that much ^_^
Worst lie I've done was lie to my teacher to get a good grade and pass :love:

 

Masturbated in a Church :Fap:

 

i bought 3 RS membership pins over the phone (surfpins) (parents payed, this was years ago) so they the bill for $~40 and where like wtf. mum called the number on the statement and they say 'Hello, welcome to surfpins.. blah blah", mum hangs up, and thinks i was calling a weather station to check on the surf.

mum: next time you want to check the surf just walk to the beach..
me: haha... yeah i will *poker face*

 

I almost got caught when I was having sex with my gf, my parents almost noticed it, but I said I was masturbating only

 

Didnt do a school project which was given 3 weeks to do,day came didn't turn it in teacher asked where it was convinced her I turned it in and she had lost it xd she said I didn't have to do it since she lost it

DrDre

 

Lied to my parents about wrecking thier car and somehow convinced them that the brake wouldnt work correctly and I didn't have to help pay for a new one

 

Can i gravedig this for more replies?

 

I lied my way out of a final for Spanish by making some crazy story about a concussion from soccer. I got my friends in on it and had to go into my AP's office and get onto his computer to reply to an email she had sent.. I did a bunch of other stuff and still never got caught. Parents never found out.. The teacher gave me a 99 on my final because she was too lazy to retest me.

EDIT: 1000th post... WOOOT

 

Lmao nice, lucked out and got a free grade

I wanna keep this thread going

 

Brought my bong to school and was going to sesh at lunch. It was the middle of winter so we decided to hot box the schools 3rd floor washroom. I hadn't brought a spoof so the bathroom and the whole hallway smelled like weed after a few tokes. Me and my friend quickly got out before a bunch of teachers came out to see what the smell was. One teacher even cracked a joke saying he was getting high off just the fumes. Later that week we got called down to the office and we were told they saw us on camera leaving the bathroom at aprox the same time the teachers smelled the weed. We denied everything and told them we saw some kids come into the washroom, they ended up getting the kids that came in the washroom after us in trouble haha.

 

I went out around town on Halloween, stoped over at a friends, ended up with tabacoo in my pocket didn't realise till I got home.

Parents found it, so I simply blamed it on my sister, she got grounded.

I don't even smoke either, idk where it came from.

 

Last spring break I went to go visit some friends from RS, 3 of them lived about a 10 hour drive from me in Dallas. The second night there, we had just picked up some women and a ton of liquor, and my and my friend go in his house to check for his parents so we could bring them in.

His parents were waiting at the door for him, they had found some beer in his closet and made him promise that he wouldn't have any more alcohol in the house.

So, naturally, as soon as they closed the door to their bedroom, we brought everyone in from my car with the liquor (which we stole), and proceeded to have relations and drinks loudly. Had his parents gotten up, I would have been stuck 600 miles away from home, drunk at 2 am.