Which drink gets you drunk fastest?

google is your friend for that, as diff sizes will have diff %/by volume.

 

but as has been said before,

 

4 loko, I hate them

 

Vodka with sprite, or just four shots of tequila straight.

 

Honestly it depends on what you like.

I mean if I drink 3-4 shots of tequila is gonna get me drunker than drinking 3 shots of Jag. It comes down to proof, Vodka, Whiskey, and even Tequila all are 40%+ so that'd be your best bet to drink.

 

Vodka red bull will do it for you too, I usually do 3 parts Red Bull 1 Part Vodka. It doesnt have the highest alcohol content but if its cold it goes down smoooth

 

Buzz balls are no joke

120 or 180 proof apple moonshine

 

Beer

 

Vodka gets me smashed pretty quick.

 

it all depends on your tolerance tbh.
I know a guy that can drink straight whiskey & it takes about half a litre to get pissed; but if he drinks beer, about 3 cans gets him pissed.
Depends on the person, but also what you enjoy as you dont want to be drinking something that you don't like, as you'll most likely end up throwing up.

For me, strong mixers; easy on the stomach, cheap & don't need a large amount.

 

Cough Syrup

 

If you want to progress in life just get used to the taste of Vodka. Imo a Vod-Cran or Vodka Water Sour isn't to bad to down plus its usually included in drink specials of some form.

 

This too^

ESPECIALLY with the new Cranberry Red Bull haha

 

I don't drink. No offense, but I like myself and my thoughts the way they are right now, thank you very much.