Caught! Your Deer-In-Headlights Moment

Hey Sythe!

I thought I would start a "caught in the headlights" moments thread.
Whether you were caught by your parents, your school, the cops, anything or anyone. Share it with us!

I'll start it off with a story from when I was in high school,
I was caught by my parents in the act, which of course led them to find my entire stash of bud...
It was just like any other night, a routine blaze session on the balcony with my trusty illy. It was always a risk b/c the parents could simply look out the patio window up to the balcony where I would smoke, so I was always careful not to make noise. After hitting two bowls of some G13 and afghan kush I called it a night and went inside to clean my bong and hide my stash. That's when I found the door of my room open with my parents waiting for me...I'm sure some of you know what happens then and I can spare you the details. But the worst part being, my dad takes the illy and proceeds to smash it on the patio floor outside and my mom finds my stash which had dub sacks of g13 and afghan...and an ounce of bubble gum. Mind you the bubble gum was still sealed air-tight begging to be smoked...

 

Nigger you fucked up big time man.

No way I'd be able to sleep knowing there was that much bud in the house

 

My deer in the headlights moment was when i was driving at 12 at night and i didn't have my after 9's and my headlight was busted and i was heading home. The way i was taking there are hardly any cops on the road so i was trying to avoid them. Well i rounded the corner a boom blue lights it was a cop block. I pull up my eyes really wide cause im so nervous. He ask me for my licence and walks to the back of my car walks back to the window and says have a nice night. I was so scared.

 

i'd say hands down the worst day so far during my short 21 years of life

dude I had a similar situation last night. I was driving back from my friends house around midnight after watching the Walking Dead. Roughly 2 blocks from my apartment I get pulled over by a cop for not having my headlights on (admittedly we toked during the walking dead so I didn't notice). Didn't realize that my neighbor's car wasn't equipped with automatic headlights...long story short I told him I assumed it was automatic and didn't know seeing as how it was my first time driving her car and luckily got a pass. Pig couldn't even tell I was burnt out.

 

Its such a horrible feeling seeing them blue lights right

 

My deer in the headlights moment was when I was 16 I was at a friends camping and I bored so me and a couple of other guys went walking, I went into a neighborhood at 3 a.m. and rang almost every doorbell in the whole thing. Probably 12 max but it was funny as crap, especially how i would spam click the doorbell. Anyway walking out I see cops fly into the neighborhood. We ducked and ran into the bushes, he sat on the road with his brights on, got out of the car with his flashlight and looked around. We had to hide in the bushes for a solid hour and a half. Totally worth it.

 

Dude, I made a thread almost exactly like this a few years ago. This thread just brought back some insane memories.

http://forum.grasscity.com/apprentice-tokers/742730-dumbest-thing-you-did-newbie-toker.html

 

-Having sex with ex.
-Mum walks in
-I don't notice
-Finish
-Roll off
-See mum,
-Freak out
-Run out.
-Sneaking in two minutes later to get my shit while they are yelling
-Went home.
-Haven't spoken since.

 

My Deer in the headlight moment is when i first got my CCW license and i was pulled over and had the nice state trooper walk up to my car with his gun drawn demanding me to step out of the vehicle with my hands up. Told him i had a CCW license and was currently carrying was thrown up against my truck and cuffed and had my gun taken away and was put in the back of the squad car. I was shitting bricks as i had done nothing wrong but i guess when its night time and you vehicle matches one that was just involved with an armed robbery downtown the police get a little angry. Was eventually let go as they realized i was not involved with the 3 mexicans that held up the convenience store and that it was just pure coincidence that i had the same vehicle. Still get freaked out every time i get pulled over.

 

Getting caught smoking. i couldn't even speak.

 

Caught for beer run, worst ever thing of my life

(arrested).

 

Was headed home in a friends car when we saw the lights flashing. We had partied pretty hard a couple hours beforehand but didn't think the cop would notice that some of us were drunk. The cop asks for registration and insurance and as my friend opened the glove box a fucking empty bottle of ever-clear falls out. (some dumb bitch put it there)

I blew 000 but a few of my buddies got fucked over (underage). The driver got cited for open container but the courts dropped the case. No one went to jail that night so it wasn't anything huge. Still sucked for the guys who had to go to court.

 

haha best ones so far. damn popo's with their superiority complex'

 

any more juicy stories?

 

Pissing in the street, on a busy club strip. Other than that, nothing I can think of on the top of my head.

 

Not really "caught" but my folks found me asleep on the roof.

 

How the fuck could you keep that much in your house if you knew what your rents would do!? I'd keep that shit at my gf's or my friend's house at least, keep it somewhere safe man...I can't even begin to feel those feels.

I'm usually really good with words if I'm ever caught doing something so I can get out of a bad situation quickly irl. My best one was when my mum opened my bank statement by mistake and saw a £150 transaction out of my account, 20 minutes of bullshit later and I showed her books I had "bought" which I really just borrowed from the library..thank fuck she didn't open them. That £150 went to 2 amazing bongs which my mate paid me back for the day after. That was about 2 years ago...RIP Houdini, you were a great bong.

I was also caught by a police officer who wanted to search me while I had weed in my back pocket and stunk of it. I blamed the dude next to me, and since he looked more shifty than I did the policeman obliged. Tbh he probably did have some.

 

Well back when I was about 15 or 16, my mom found a half ounce of some shit I had. But, she put it back because she didn't want me to know she had been going through my stuff. I only found out because my dad told me since I would always buy him pot. uhm...


But I had that moment when my mom caught me smoking in the house like an idiot.
She said "what are you doing?"
I said "uhh..nothing.."
she goes "wanna try that again?"
and I go "... uhh... smokin pot... :]"

Then she cried and thought she failed as a parent but she has never smoked in her life so she has no idea.

 

haha most of these are pot stories
so i guess ill chip in

i just got a sac and smoked it twice but didn't get high, this hasn't happened before so i was getting a little mad and was gonna text my guy about it, but then i decided to give it one last chance so i went out during the night and smoked some more and holy shit i got high as fuck, got in, dad waiting for me cause he smelled something, good thing i hide my shit outside. he smelled my breath and threatened to call the cops, but i was too high to do anything. he ended up not calling the cops cause that same night i had caught him watching porn and we had some sort of mutual agreement and since then i havent blazed and i guess it was a good thing for me

 

I was 17/18 and we was all at the pub haveing a few beers and couple cheeky lines. Me and my friend thought it would be funny to get my girlfriend to arrange to meet this lad that has been bugging her for the past month or so. So we whent to meet up with him and ended up in a car chase with him haha... We whent all over town down back alleys farm roads etc etc he took a stupid move and started driveing through a farm + wooded area so I just left it.... Met him again same night on a round about so he stormed of ran a red light and a cop car turned the corner and catched him LOL... I slammed my car in reverse J-turned it in middle of road and we was gone lol