if you could have sex with a sythe member

the_dealer · Jan 19, 2013

who would you choose
i'd choose Nick
fo sho

shawty · Jan 19, 2013

wrote murders wife obv

Jack · Jan 19, 2013

He ain't admin no more though so you won't get fun ranks

the_dealer · Jan 19, 2013

bro
nick is the original "i make my rl name my sythe name"

all of you fucktards just copied him

Noam · Jan 19, 2013

Jei jei KK said: ↑

thanx for inspiration guys:

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"I can't believe I'm doing this", yaroow thought. "Are you ready?", a manly voice asked from behind the shower curtain. "I- I don't know, man...", yaroow mumbled back, hesitantly. "Nonsense. There's no going back now!", the voice replied. In an instant, the shower curtain was moved aside. A muscular man stepped out of the tub. In between his thighs, there was a humongous candy bar. This was n4n0. And he wasn't here to play around.

Yaroow's eyes widened. "Tha- that won't fit in my mouth!", he shouted, and begged, "Let's call the deal off, okay?" N4n0 didn't even think about accepting that proposition. He had been eyeing this man for months, and now he finally got yaroow in his house, he wasn't going to let go. "Oh, no we won't. We're going to do it, and we have all the time in the world.", n4n0 said, smirking insidiously. Yaroow pretended not to hear, and said, "I think I'll leave now, see you around..."

Before he had time to react, yaroow was already on the floor. N4n0 had pinned the man down in a wrestling hold. Being small-framed, yaroow had no chance of escaping once n4n0 had set his mind on overpowering the fellow. "No, please don't!" cried yaroow. N4n0 just laughed, because he felt yaroow's game difficulty getting harder. "You know you want it.", said n4n0 as he adjusted his position. "No, no, no, nononoNONONO...", yaroow panicked, as he saw the toy car draw closer. "Get off me, you vader! Scammer!", yaroow threw insults at n4n0, hoping to get him to stop. Which he did, and that made yaroow ease for a moment. But what he said turned out to be a great mistake.

N4n0 had frozen on top of the long-haired Dutchman. He just laughed when yaroow called him a vader, but did this man have the nerve to call him a scammer? In the past, when he was young, stupid and in great need, he did scam. But he had long since been pardoned, and it was a thing in the past. This guy, he crossed the line. You don't just poke around people's most shameful memories like that. N4n0 turned red with anger, and yaroow realized just what he had done. Angering a friendly man with the strength of a small truck who was on top of him earned a spot on his list of things that could've lived without doing. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it!", he apologized profusely. N4n0, now on full mount, said, "Put that mouth of yours to work, swine!", and shoved his beastly remote controller into yaroow's mouth.

Yaroow gagged. As expected, n4n0's joke was too much for him to handle. But if he backed down now, something much worse would be coming. So, he sucked. Yaroow was now lying on the floor, his face buried in n4n0. N4n0 started thrusting violently. He could feel the back of yaroow's throat with the head of his dentist's mirror. Yaroow choked on n4n0's pulsating cellphone, and he gagged again. He gagged every time the USB stick was fully inserted. Which was most of the time. This gag reflex seemed to produce much pleasure to n4n0, who was moaning in a manner not appropriate for his manly outlook. The sounds both aroused and amused yaroow. He felt like his pants would explode, but he could not unzip them because of the bear on top of him.

N4n0 increased his pace, for he was about to come. Yaroow realized this, and even though he was short of breath, he sucked on the snickers like a brand-new vacuum cleaner. N4n0 let out a shout, much like a Dragonborn. Actually, a Dragonborn would lose to n4n0 in a battle of shouts, such was the power of this one. It marked the finale, the ending, the climax. N4n0's robot toys started pulsating even rougher, and he performed a one final thrust. The milk poured intensely inside yaroow, who also looked strangely delighted. N4n0 thought that yaroow had finally realized the true way of men. Indeed, he had, but he was also oxygen-deprived from having his airways blocked for a while now. A white liquid leaked out of yaroow's nose. "Oh poopy, he's drowning!", n4n0 suddenly realized, and withdrew from yaroow. No longer controlled by his emotions, he noticed three things. One, yaroow was even hairier than he had imagined. Two, yaroow's hair was throbbing and wet. Three, his flying duck was happily flying around them both, and neither of the men were controlling it.

TO BE CONTINUED, OR PERHAPS NOT. MAYBE WE'LL NEVER FIND OUT WHO IT WAS THAT CONTROLLED THE FLYING duck
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the_dealer · Jan 19, 2013

so is that a 3some that you imagine yourself
thats hot

Delta Squad · Jan 19, 2013

delta squad

MMA · Jan 19, 2013

Delta squad, she seems like a chill chick.

BootyLove · Jan 19, 2013

elena.

Laptop65 · Jan 19, 2013

Hmmmmmmm Blupig Brendan Corey Frenzy sypherz and probably others I can't remember.

djweasel · Jan 19, 2013

Myself.

Wrote_Murder · Jan 19, 2013

shawty said: ↑

wrote murders wife obv
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Oh shawty.

djweasel · Jan 19, 2013

Wrote_Murder said: ↑

Oh shawty.
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Diggin the sig.

Fendle · Jan 19, 2013

Sythe ofc so I can get sythes password off him and scam 1000 phat sets sell them then move to iraq and buy sadam husseins ex palace.

nodnarbusn · Jan 19, 2013

djweasel said: ↑

Diggin the sig.
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MohtasaUnique · Jan 19, 2013

Jei jei KK said: ↑

thanx for inspiration guys:

Censored, now 100% worksafe! You can PM me for uncensored version.

"I can't believe I'm doing this", yaroow thought. "Are you ready?", a manly voice asked from behind the shower curtain. "I- I don't know, man...", yaroow mumbled back, hesitantly. "Nonsense. There's no going back now!", the voice replied. In an instant, the shower curtain was moved aside. A muscular man stepped out of the tub. In between his thighs, there was a humongous candy bar. This was n4n0. And he wasn't here to play around.

Yaroow's eyes widened. "Tha- that won't fit in my mouth!", he shouted, and begged, "Let's call the deal off, okay?" N4n0 didn't even think about accepting that proposition. He had been eyeing this man for months, and now he finally got yaroow in his house, he wasn't going to let go. "Oh, no we won't. We're going to do it, and we have all the time in the world.", n4n0 said, smirking insidiously. Yaroow pretended not to hear, and said, "I think I'll leave now, see you around..."

Before he had time to react, yaroow was already on the floor. N4n0 had pinned the man down in a wrestling hold. Being small-framed, yaroow had no chance of escaping once n4n0 had set his mind on overpowering the fellow. "No, please don't!" cried yaroow. N4n0 just laughed, because he felt yaroow's game difficulty getting harder. "You know you want it.", said n4n0 as he adjusted his position. "No, no, no, nononoNONONO...", yaroow panicked, as he saw the toy car draw closer. "Get off me, you vader! Scammer!", yaroow threw insults at n4n0, hoping to get him to stop. Which he did, and that made yaroow ease for a moment. But what he said turned out to be a great mistake.

N4n0 had frozen on top of the long-haired Dutchman. He just laughed when yaroow called him a vader, but did this man have the nerve to call him a scammer? In the past, when he was young, stupid and in great need, he did scam. But he had long since been pardoned, and it was a thing in the past. This guy, he crossed the line. You don't just poke around people's most shameful memories like that. N4n0 turned red with anger, and yaroow realized just what he had done. Angering a friendly man with the strength of a small truck who was on top of him earned a spot on his list of things that could've lived without doing. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it!", he apologized profusely. N4n0, now on full mount, said, "Put that mouth of yours to work, swine!", and shoved his beastly remote controller into yaroow's mouth.

Yaroow gagged. As expected, n4n0's joke was too much for him to handle. But if he backed down now, something much worse would be coming. So, he sucked. Yaroow was now lying on the floor, his face buried in n4n0. N4n0 started thrusting violently. He could feel the back of yaroow's throat with the head of his dentist's mirror. Yaroow choked on n4n0's pulsating cellphone, and he gagged again. He gagged every time the USB stick was fully inserted. Which was most of the time. This gag reflex seemed to produce much pleasure to n4n0, who was moaning in a manner not appropriate for his manly outlook. The sounds both aroused and amused yaroow. He felt like his pants would explode, but he could not unzip them because of the bear on top of him.

N4n0 increased his pace, for he was about to come. Yaroow realized this, and even though he was short of breath, he sucked on the snickers like a brand-new vacuum cleaner. N4n0 let out a shout, much like a Dragonborn. Actually, a Dragonborn would lose to n4n0 in a battle of shouts, such was the power of this one. It marked the finale, the ending, the climax. N4n0's robot toys started pulsating even rougher, and he performed a one final thrust. The milk poured intensely inside yaroow, who also looked strangely delighted. N4n0 thought that yaroow had finally realized the true way of men. Indeed, he had, but he was also oxygen-deprived from having his airways blocked for a while now. A white liquid leaked out of yaroow's nose. "Oh poopy, he's drowning!", n4n0 suddenly realized, and withdrew from yaroow. No longer controlled by his emotions, he noticed three things. One, yaroow was even hairier than he had imagined. Two, yaroow's hair was throbbing and wet. Three, his flying duck was happily flying around them both, and neither of the men were controlling it.

TO BE CONTINUED, OR PERHAPS NOT. MAYBE WE'LL NEVER FIND OUT WHO IT WAS THAT CONTROLLED THE FLYING duck
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T V · Jan 19, 2013

Test_Dummy

Wrote_Murder · Jan 19, 2013

MohtasaUnique said: ↑

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I literally got a chub.

MohtasaUnique · Jan 19, 2013

Wrote_Murder said: ↑

I literally got a chub.
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>googles chub

Fendle · Jan 19, 2013

i have a chub aswell

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