Petition to censor the word 'Elena'

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While many learned professors have abandoned hope of ever discovering the truth behind Elena, I for one feel that it is still a worthy cause for examination. I find my self constantly drawn back to the subject of Elena. Indispensable to homosapians today, several of todays most brilliant minds seem incapable of recognising its increasing relevance to understanding future generations. The juxtapositioning of Elena with fundamental economic, social and political strategic conflict draws criticism from those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of Elena.

Social Factors

Society begins and ends with Elena. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in' [1] , they globalised an issue which had remained buried in the hearts of our ancestors for centuries. No symbol is more potent than Elena in society today. It smells of success.

Our post-literate society, more than ever before, relies upon Elena. It is intrinsically linked to adolescent inner acclimatisation.

Economic Factors

Do we critique the markets, or do they in-fact critique us? We shall examine the Fish-Out-Of-Water model using the median instead of the mean, where possible.



The statistics make it clear that Elena is a major market factor. Seemingly oil prices is in financial terms 'holding hands with Elena.' What it all comes down to is money. Capitalists love Elena.

Political Factors

Politics has in some areas been seen to embrace an increasing ananiathesis of intergovernmentalism leading to neo-functionalism. Comparing the electoral politics of most Western and Eastern European countries is like comparing the vote of the man in the street with that of one more accustomed to Elena.

To quote nobel prize winner Bonaventure Skank 'Taking a walk across hot coals will inevitably hurt your feet.' [2] Considered by many to be one of the 'Founding Fathers' of Elena, his words cannot be over-looked. To paraphrase, the quote is saying 'Elena wins votes.' Simple as that.

Where do we go from here? Only time will tell.
Conclusion

In summary, Elena has a special place in the heart of mankind. It sings a new song, applauds greatness and never hides.

I shall give the final word to star Uma Hendrix: 'You win some, you loose some, but Elena wins most often.' [3]

[1] Tygers of Pang Tang - The Cage - 1982 MCR Records

[2] Skank - Politics for Dummies - PV6 Media

[3] Go mad for Elena - Issue 132 - Kendeal Books

 

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