Village Drunk

I did not know this rank came with a private section.

I hope this isn't considered leaking, but there's about a dozen guides all on the subjects of free/cheap booze and how to make your own moonshine.

 

Same with crackerhead there's a section which tells you the best place to buy crack and other narcotics, most of the guides aren't that great though.

 

Notorious Sythe Lightweight

 

We get two though one that also shows you the best place to buy crackers and this one has better guides for eating and making cracker sandwhiches.

 

I'm joking only fags have this rank we get nothing out of it.

 

Shit, almost traded.

 

Nothing better than drinking vodka redbull till your whole body numbs then pulses.

 

I deserve Village Drunk, I downed a whole two six Smirnoff coconut.

-LeetNeo.