Get on my level

So last night I hit up the bar, had a few drinks and started chatting with this guy that got there just before I did. One thing lead to another and next thing I know, he has me bent over in the bathroom in the bar. About 14 minutes in he notices my penis, but he carries on anyway. About 15 minutes in, we got caught... Whoops.

Left the bar, went to his hotel and finished the deed. Ohyeah.jpg

 

I should have expected something like this would be posted. Sadly I didn't.

 

lool I just noticed nobody did it and thought "trolololol".

 

Will there be a part 2?

 

stfu Laptop.

 

I'll take that as a yes.

 

Eww...

 

knew it was coming

 

Love your signature

Jets got fucking annihilated that game

New method of sacking the QB: Throw his OL into him

Steve Gregory is a boss

 

Lol, thank you sir.

Hate Sanchez with a passion, dumbass fumbles the snap, picks it up and runs into his own guy to fumble again for scoop and score.

 

Yeah he's an idiot, gotta give credit to Vince Wilfork though. That dude just man handles everyone, even in double teams and sometimes triple teams haha

 

Definitely, Wilfork is a damn freight train, moves OL wherever he wants them as can be seen in the GIF.

 

Fuck I love the Patriots defense. They're like 27th in the league for yards allowed so people always bag on them but they're exciting to watch as they lead the league in fumble recoveries by miles and are second equal I believe for interceptions. We've got a few emerging stars haha. Are you a Pats fan also?

 

I'm a Packers fan, but have always loved the Pats' style of play. So electric, energetic and exciting. Plus, I have Brady and Hernandez on fantasy so I try and watch them play as much as possible.

It's amazing how many big plays they have on D, especially with how many analysts rip on them. Love how they play Edelman both ways, even special teams. Truly fantastic playing calling by Belichick

 

All you guys want for X mas is a decent runningback?

Yeah I'm glad Edelman is starting to come out and develop, his punt return for a TD was exciting. He's such a versatile player haha.

 

Haha, yea a decent RB would be great. Hoping we trade up for a decent draft pic and get one.

Didn't Edelman have a 1 or 2 pick 6s in that game too?

 

Guys... guys... This is not an American football thread...
We're supposed to be taking the piss out of n4n0.

Get to it!

 

Na I don't think he was playing defense that game. He hasn't played defense in a little while now that he's starting to play better on offense, he's used in screens and what-not a lot now. He had a touchdown catch I think though.

Couldn't care less man haha
You should be used to spam forum threads changing topic suddenly

 

He had a 22 yard scoop and score against the Jets. Looked it up on ESPN Fantasy.

Had a receiving TD as well. He's a quick motherfucker.

 

Oh yeah, was on special teams though on the kickoff. Yeah he is pretty fast for a white guy haha.