Eel removed from man's rectum

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Eel removed from man's rectum
  1. Unread #1 - Oct 2, 2012 at 11:03 PM
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    A New Zealand man went to the emergency department last week to have an eel removed from his rectum.

    The man, who has not been named, showed up at the Auckland City Hospital and had X-rays and a scan, which revealed the foreign body stuck inside of him, the New Zealand Herald reported.


    http://www.lfpress.com/2012/09/24/eel-removed-from-mans-rectum
     
  3. Unread #2 - Oct 2, 2012 at 11:11 PM
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    Jeez, what is it with eels? I think johnk posted a thread a while ago about a guy who had one crawl up his urethra...
     
  5. Unread #3 - Oct 2, 2012 at 11:13 PM
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    I swear to god, men and their weird sexual fantasies.
     
  7. Unread #4 - Oct 2, 2012 at 11:13 PM
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    What the.. I don't even...

    Granted Eels are pretty slippery but how did it manage to get up there?
    What situation involves letting an eel investigate that region of your body? D:
     
  9. Unread #5 - Oct 2, 2012 at 11:15 PM
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    Omg that's hawt! But on a serious note why the fuck would you allow an eel up your ass >.< I understand like smaller objects but a fuckin eel?!
     
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    Uhh dudes i know, i seen a video from japan a few years back of 2 chicks stuffing squid in their nasty twats...so nasty how some people act?!
     
  13. Unread #7 - Oct 2, 2012 at 11:19 PM
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    Lol I wonder how it even got in there. What a wierd and funny piece of news. Thanks for sharing :)
     
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    Eel removed from man's rectum

    Do you mean intentionally letting smaller objects into your rectum? I would never intentionally let ANYTHING into mine, my ass is exit only man

    Yeah I'm not sure why people do stuff like that. There's some weird stuff out there and the worse thing is that apparently there is an audience for it too.
     
  17. Unread #9 - Oct 3, 2012 at 11:17 AM
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    If it was an electric eel... :eek:
     
  19. Unread #10 - Oct 3, 2012 at 11:22 AM
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    Yeah i remember reading that, first an eel up the penis, now the arse? what the fuck is next? lool.

    Yeah this is true, majority of these sick twisted stories tend to be from men. I don't understand why he would mess around with an eel, did he think it was just going to slightly tickle and playfully penetrate him? no of course not if he forcefully trying to put it up there, he deserved it for it to wiggle its way up inside of him.
     
  21. Unread #11 - Oct 3, 2012 at 2:17 PM
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    That shouldn't be there.

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    Had to edit out the video thumbnail due to graphic content but you get the idea.
     
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    This is just a typical Saturday night for myself.
     
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    What in the literal fuck?...
     
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    Lol, that is fucked up.. that must've felt so wierd..
     
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    one can only wonder...
     
  31. Unread #16 - Oct 3, 2012 at 7:52 PM
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    So the article doesn't say how the eel got in there, we'll just have to guess ;). There are actual reports of snakes and the like being in toilets in some asian countries and going into people's rectums, so thats not an impossible explanation.
     
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    This has one of those titles that you can't not click on.

    Seriously how does one develop the fetish to even want to stick an eel up your ass?
     
  35. Unread #18 - Oct 3, 2012 at 8:20 PM
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    Next time I get sushi I will make sure there is no eel. How embarrassing for him.


    That kind of stuff freaks me out.
     
  37. Unread #19 - Oct 3, 2012 at 9:41 PM
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    That's why you check before you sit.
     
  39. Unread #20 - Oct 4, 2012 at 12:12 AM
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    Sounds like a good time.
     
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