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    Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants
     
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    Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see
     
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    > Can I buy you a drink?
    > *put date rape drug in drink*
    > Enjoy! ;)
    > ???
    > profit

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    > Hey are you horny?
    > Because I sure am.
    > Wanna fuck?
    >???
    >profit


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    > I have a boner
    > wanna fuck?
     
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    Lmao! I love Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. :D


    I've used a couple of these that have worked:

    "Can I even get a fake number?"
    "The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name."
     
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    Fixed it for ya ;)
     
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    Someone watches too much Hannah Montana ;)

    Hey! I lost my number, can I have yours?
     
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    I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
     
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    Look, I'm gonna keep it real with you. I'm trying to fuck...So wassup?
     
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    Like a lesbian nigga I be down wit the strap.
     
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    Girl, you just turned my caterpie into a metapod
     
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    My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
     
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    Wanna fuck?
     
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    Herro, Wannuh mayk seckseeytym?
     
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    I have a six pack.
     
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    Haha, that is awesome.
     
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    Ballz so hard.
     
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    I'm packing, how bout u?
     
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    Do you have a bandaid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you.
     
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    Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven hahaha
     
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