Rap Battles - Official Thread

honestly yall havent topped my shit...
am i right ? please leave a comment ?
i told yall this thread whould be bumpin
im still givin all yalls girls a good ol' thumpin
.... they ask me why try to testify the truth when you live in a lie
i ask them why do birds continue to fly ?
why cant we recreate the sudden truth inwhich we connect..............................
the unbeliveable sex we had ?... your girl keeps txting me mad....
i ask her why not come to me and visit this heli-pad
why cross the time when your on time with the grind
in which i call an income
you pussy's dont even stand with an errection
ED to the bull shit i dont need a bitch
i fucked her once so i dont fuck agian
talkin about all yall's ma's u see
im that nigga you gone see on the t.v
why you mad i keep slangin ?
i keep it 100' and ima keep bangin


Get at me ?
yall are weaker then a kittins paw. sharper than a basketball
hotter than a fucking egg... please stand aside your bitch is down to ride
told her to swallow the slime then i told her to fuck off u dime bow down to
the champs chumps.

 

@Misturr BMW.......
you spit
weak shit
your aim's
too steep bitch
my aim's
at yo' teeth bitch
i squeeze
it hits shit
we bang
we ment it
i slang
dope shit
you came
broke bitch
your game
weak trick
my game
gets your girl wet trick
i slang heavy weights
your dick gets a duck dry
my shit makes pigs fly
your bitch w/ a new guy
i fucked her bout five times
your shit is weak bitch
now please.....
pick up your teeth bitch

#getatme.....



Fux w/ it

 

Kidbangz apparently sounds cool,
retarded bitch trying to make the girls drool,
but that won't happend as long as im here,
you utterly pathetic your rhymes sounds like an ol' queer,
another faggot that thinks he can rhyme,
but the truth is yours aint nothin' compared to mine,
I try to be gentle spittin' this shit,
while your girlfriend is gently sucking my dick,
I could keep up with your low standard forever,
you won't EVER get better NEVER,
I came to your house last night,
bitch slapped you then said "thats right"


#fuckit.

 

Im not sure why you claim we didnt top "your shit",
when im obviously the one running this bitch,
you know at winter I go on alot of hikes,
while your sittin' in your moms basement buying facebook likes,
your pathetic I think everyone knows,
seriously your lyrics kinda blows,
crap, did I even say that,
everyone knows that your gay and FAT,
now get a grip, your humiliating yourself,
I know you tried but homie you failed,
when your friends told you to step up you bailed,

 

wow i get bored reading your shit, is your ghost writer in the 3rd grade?
dont fuck wit me nigga, i cut you up like a fresh fade,
and kidnap your bitch, lose her virginity, now she gettn laid,
cause you talk that BULLshit nigga, dwayne wade.
your flow is whack, make some sense heres a thesaurus hoe,
work on your rhymes instead playing games with your homies, how low can you go?
you talkin shit like you the top dog,
i guarantee i get in your face i make you hop jump frog,
eat you anytime of the season bitch, with some eggnog.

 

Piss piss piss piss
shit shit shit shit
fuck fuck fuck fuck
cock cock cock cock
kid bangz kid bangz
shit mang shit mang
hit me high hit me low
is you high, you mofo?
Circle Circle
Dot Dot
you just got the cootie shot.

 

ok... ok...


my name is beever
and i am really sick
my rhymes are so dope
it makes me want to caress my pillow

i just got a haircut
for two dollars
all of the bitches
gonna holla
at me
cause i got my haircut

 

best verse, in this thread
yo bitch? gave me head
yo face? fulla lead
yo mom? in my bed
yo tires? got no tread
yo accent? don't pronounce it zed
yo neighbor? flanders, ned
yo shirt? the color red
yo lines? soft as bread
you just got lyrically killed, yo dead

 

yall's shit weak as fuck
your bitch ate my nuts
goon shit pop off
bitch ass get knocked off
im on fire
your on ice
your flow
has lice
get money
fuck bitches
your mom
loves gettin it.....
to all you pussy niggas
how you tryn to act
... 50k for the blow
and i stay slangin swag
you bitches try to trip
i put 50 on yo' head
... real shit
my car all black
yo' girl's ass fat
she gave mad neck
i get mad check's
.....
Every verse i spit needs a herse i evict you bitch ass niggas lay dwn to the champ chumps

Calln out all you bitches who think they can spit on dhisssssss shittttt right hereeeeeeeeeeee niggaaaaaaaaa

 

Kidbangz, yeah, you name sounds like a pedophile
It's ok though the cops will be at your door in a while
I could probably spit rhymes so hard that you will be in denial
I'll just add you to my shit, yeah, its in a pile.

One thing that we all know is your rhymes suck
I bet you paid a midget to make them, probably a buck
If you think your gonnna win, you're out of luck
One day you might be burning in hell, but I won't give a fuck.

 

Since this is the new spam forum, let me spam on,
Nope I'm not gonna do that cuz big like Sean.

But hey free post count, im down for that
im not gonna read the posts above me cuz
all these "gangsta rappers" prolly live in shacks.

fuckbitchespussyfuckbitchasshoesnigaafakes#yoloGthangGunitfaded

 

Shit piss nigga
I got a stuffed Tigga
That's T-I-DoubleG- IGGA
Makin my dick get bigga
Cuz I aint no fuckin whigga

 

The above guy didn't make any sense to me,
kill dank do you really know what you gonna be?
when you get older, you're gonna be a nigga,
bcoz that's all you said, tigga, whigga! ur dick not bigga?

 

That didn't rhyme with mine nigga
nigga
nigga
yea a bigga nigga
scary bigga nigga
bigga blacka nigga
yea yea yea boyyyyyyyigga
ya digga?

 

kidbangz you serious?
you sound like you delirious
or maybe just fucking queer i guess
my rhymes are hot like fire
watch out or youll get burned
you think you run shit?
why dont you hop off my dick

alma mater
it aint like you matter
you fuckin banned all the time
i guess you like to whine
bitch ass rapper
aint ever gonna stop
till i kill you
bitch

 

You didn't say anything about mee
Imma give you threee
we gonna smoke some treee
No not freee
finna drank some tea
got a cramp in mah kneee
boutta sting you like a beee
nigga

 

Dear mr. piramid,,,,,,,
please realize what im trying to say
your rythmes are dumb and your flow is gay
too many times have these clowns tried to
stack hay like me...
many have tried but none can succeed
i try to tell them but the cannot see
im the realiest out
and you best believe
too many times have i made a nigga bleed
too many times i made your bitch get on her knees.....
i wait to hear the comebacks of dissapointment
yall disrespect this game w/ yalls fucking horse shit
i kill them all ... but i never get involved /.
got me lookin at em different....
got me tripping
im just a youngin
living life just tryin to hav fun
but its crazy how life can come and blow guns/..
real shit all in your face
put your toungh out and ask me how the steel taste
.... i kill you all
.... you cannot top me
.... i roll up in your halls
.... your bitches suck me
.... all the way to my balls
.... till i have to grit my teeth
.... then i think back to yall
.... and i see your beneath
.... me......

 

Your shit is banter ain't nothin but lies and slander
Your intelligence is comparable to that of a dyslexic panda
KidBangz what a name such a shame your bars are tame I don't even know why you came, I'll just assume sythe.org is to blame

You calling pyramid's flow gay? Well you know what they say, it takes one to know one
You should know anyway your best friend asking you "how was your day hun?"
You're just cheese and butter and I'm the bun, I'll crush you like an ant under the weight of my thumb
Don't even know what I'm doing in this section myself the rest of the shit you wrote was dumb

So I'll just keep paying my taxes and maybe one day you'll be put in a home you worthless bum.

 

Yo shit sucks.
I wearin dem chucks
My skateboard aint got no trucks
I'm makin big bucks
aint givin no fucks
cept bout them ducks
motha fuckin ducks
got them green headed ducks
them ducks got some brass nucks
ya feel me?

 

Now I don't MC I just think out loud
But you can call me MC of all time
Better still call me the king of grime
Better still call me licence to kill
Promoters are booking you
Man for a bill
I get a g's still I ain't had one deal
I get to the rave within the first five minutes
I already get one wheel
Then I get two wheels it's a bicycle
Then I get three wheels it's a tricycle
Then I get four wheels it's a car, you can't even get a unicycle
It's a par so you better stop spittin
Forget a freestyle, man it's better prewritten
You listenin to the best spitter in Britain
I repeat, best spitter in Britain