where do you start measuring from?

ok i want to know where do you start measuring your penis from. very specific details of how you do it is welcome, i really enjoy reading things like that.

 

The tip to the base.

 

I'll tell you how I measure my penis if you tell me how you measure how wide ur vagina is.

 

The bellybutton to wherever you are circumcised.
(If your parents decided not to mutilate you as a child, go from the nipples to your third pubic hair)

 

8========D
Measure from where le equal signs start.

 

Pity yours is all tip eh?

 

oh thanks xoxox

 

Lift up your foreskin with both thumbs, and peel backwards over the shaft of your penis.
Slip a ruler inside the tip of your penis. Follow with a finger, then push your entire fist inside. With a little bit of effort you should be able to extend this to your forearm, and then work up to getting both arms completely inside the penis.
You should now resemble a wheel.
Roll around town crying deeply and make the occasional racist remark.

 

But, once you stick your arms in far enough it turns into a vagina

 

This is inappropriate.

 

This is funny