My toilet experience

Hi I just went to the toilet and my shit was green andddd well it's usually brown but this morning it was green wtf does that mean?! am i going to die?

 

Lmao. No, you are not going to die haha. If you're stool is green is normally means you ate/drank something which changed the color of your stool.
Something like a sonic slushie.

The only time to worry about the color of your stool is when it is Dark green/Black.
When it hits that color then you should seek medical help, because you might be suffering from internal bleeding.

 

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http://altmedicine.about.com/od/gettingdiagnosed/a/green_stools.htm

tl;dr:

 

I somewhat hope you're trolling.

I've had this before and I assure you I'm alive and well at the moment. If you're really worried, contact your doctor.

 

Alma is right, but you certainly aren't gona die due to green poop.