If runescape was real life...

please dont spam, you actually have to hide somewhere!

 

lets get some more responses guys! i love reading these

 

I wouldn't hide, I'd fight like a man and die with honor.

 

I'd probably get my monkey gree gree, go to Ape Atoll.

Cut my wood, fish my fish (lol), eat, travel in the city like a monkey and live in the trees.

LIKE A MAYUNNN!

 

i would have to say my place is Daemonheim its the greatest =)

 

I'd abuse the statue emote or ring of stone, fasho. Either that or one of the dozens of invisibility glitches.

 

Some shoddy house in Al-Kharid.

 

Underground pass. No-one else would go in there. Too freaky!

 

Jadinko lair. Plenty of food there, plus the non-mutated Jadinkos will protect me, seeing as I've protected them from the mutated jadinko's quite often. Also enough branches etc so I can make barricades.

 

lol the mutated protect you ^ nice one

 

i would just chill in the range guild with the other archers, and fuck some shit up

EDIT:

FULL support

 

Top floor of the warriors guild. To get to me the zombies will have to get through the strength cape dude and attack cape dude And then past the cyclops' and past the big cyclops thingy.

 

Gnome tree, let's see those dumb ass zombies climb up there. If they did, I'd go down the other tree, get into the gnome glider and go somewhere else.

 

I'd hide in my PoH then turn my private to friends..Bitches can't get in there.

 

I would hide in the legends guild.
Only legends can enter, and I ain't never seen no zombie with legend cape.

 

Please read the OP, said no POH..

 

I would hide in the H.a.m. headquarters under Lumbridge. I can pickpocket and get sent to jail while they slay for me. ^_^ I win.

 

Get out my monkey greegee and head to ardy zoo and jam with the other monkeys till it all blew over or go to the cold war place and chill with the penguins.

 

Go to the Realm of the Fisher king and just live out my days in peace.

 

Can't believe no one mentioned god of war dungeon! The zombies would have to go through one hell of a fight to get to me. I would hide in the bank spot before nex(bank right there). I'd also try to get with a clan and do nex for cash and secretly sneak out once a week or so to get supplies haha.