\How to WIN in dicing/

Tired of life? Tired of those bullies in the neighborhood? Tired of being ugly, and unable to get girls? Tired of being picked on because you have a minuscule penis? Well, sucks for you, because this guide isn't about any of that. This guide is about winning at dicing, a never before released method! This method will revolutionalize the dicing industry!

Do I Feel LUCKY?​

Most people believe dicing is a luck-based game, and they are right. The question you always ask yourself is either "why and I doing this?" or "do I feel lucky?". Now this method is based upon the second question. If you or your loved ones have been trampled by a herd of moonwalking gazelle, do NOT dice, as you obviously have done something to upset the luck gods. On the other hand, if you find out that somebody repulsive such as Justin Beiber has been thrown up upon by a aids-infected giraffe, then today is your day.

Remember!​

When betting, ALWAYS do dicing duels. This ensures your luck, and not the hosts coming into play! Remember to start out large, and slowly decrease the bids as you feel your luck wear out. If you don't, you immediately cancel out any extra luck caused by some catastrophic event happening to the likes of Nicki Minaj, or Carly Rae Jepsen.


Feedback appreciated

 

I defintly agree to this as myself being a fairly well known host after going up on someone a significant amount you often have a feeling where you just know you will lose. Also another betting strategy is to bet lets say x1 and if u win bet what you won on the next pot and thatway there is no chance of you going negative. Defintly some good tips in this guide though. And what you said about dice dueling I know flowers are more relevant at the moment unless you do irc dicing but if you can try to get the host to play flowerpoker or abc where the odds are 50/50 rather the hosts odds being 4/7 you will have a much better chance of making money.

 

the strategy was removed....op can u edit it back in?

 

This guide is a troll and clearly isn't meant to be taken seriously.

 

closed.