What. The Fuck

So I just went into the bathroom, and as I walked back into my room I see a big, skinny black spider fucking crawling on my floor. So, naturally, I grab a big poster paper, and a subwoofer, and drop that shit on the spider. After leaving it there for a few minutes, I was like, okay probably safe to pick that up and dispose of it. So I lift off the subwoofer, and as I'm picking up the piece of poster paper, the fucking thing starts crawling out from under it, un fucking phased. I put the shit on top of him again, and now I don't want to take it off. but wtf.

 

Thats spiders for ya.

I always make sure i finish the job, i tend to rather:

1.) Spray them with something

2.) Shoot them with my Airsoft Sniper Rifle

Always gets the job done, if you just hit it with a large object, theres a good chance you missed and it survived and crawled into a little space.

 

I usually wack the shit out of it over and over.. hate spiders ever since I got bit and got my leg cut open.. fun.

 

holy fuck i think i died laughing hahaha. spiders are some scary ass lil monsters

 

Spam forum you go.

 

You should have sat on the subwoofer
Gets things done

 

Put paper over it and tap dance on the paper.
That's what it looks like when I go on a Spider Killing Spree.