Laptop65's coming tomyhouse this weekend!!!

Silent Fang · Jul 24, 2012

<3
Fake n' gay

n4n0 · Jul 25, 2012

Sorry.

MohtasaUnique · Jul 25, 2012

Ok, listen closely because there's no time to lose. Do not attempt to pack your belongings, there isn't time. Grab a computer or a cell phone with internet access, balance a bucket of boiling pitch above your home's entrance door, and quietly exit through a rear-facing window on your house so as to not alert Laptop65 to your escape attempt. He will pursue you, but don't be afraid. Serpentine down a steep hill, laptops cannot cut turns or descend down hills very well. When you've reached the bottom of the hill, cover yourself in elk piss to mask your scent. This next part requires a bit of faith. Double back and climb the hill again. If you pass Laptop65, DO NOT SPEAK. They're notoriously dumb, and your scent should throw him off, and you should making it safely past him so long as you don't startle him by speaking. When you've successfully lost him, please post here to notify us of your safety, and we will dispatch a Crisis Unit immediately to eradicate the Laptop infestation. God speed, my friend.

n4n0 · Jul 25, 2012

MohtasaUnique said: ↑

Ok, listen closely because there's no time to lose. Do not attempt to pack your belongings, there isn't time. Grab a computer or a cell phone with internet access, balance a bucket of boiling pitch above your home's entrance door, and quietly exit through a rear-facing window on your house so as to not alert Laptop65 to your escape attempt. He will pursue you, but don't be afraid. Serpentine down a steep hill, laptops cannot cut turns or descend down hills very well. When you've reached the bottom of the hill, cover yourself in elk piss to mask your scent. This next part requires a bit of faith. Double back and climb the hill again. If you pass Laptop65, DO NOT SPEAK. They're notoriously dumb, and your scent should throw him off, and you should making it safely past him so long as you don't startle him by speaking. When you've successfully lost him, please post here to notify us of your safety, and we will dispatch a Crisis Unit immediately to eradicate the Laptop infestation. God speed, my friend.
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BeeVer · Jul 25, 2012

my condolences

justinkiller · Jul 25, 2012

MohtasaUnique said: ↑

Ok, listen closely because there's no time to lose. Do not attempt to pack your belongings, there isn't time. Grab a computer or a cell phone with internet access, balance a bucket of boiling pitch above your home's entrance door, and quietly exit through a rear-facing window on your house so as to not alert Laptop65 to your escape attempt. He will pursue you, but don't be afraid. Serpentine down a steep hill, laptops cannot cut turns or descend down hills very well. When you've reached the bottom of the hill, cover yourself in elk piss to mask your scent. This next part requires a bit of faith. Double back and climb the hill again. If you pass Laptop65, DO NOT SPEAK. They're notoriously dumb, and your scent should throw him off, and you should making it safely past him so long as you don't startle him by speaking. When you've successfully lost him, please post here to notify us of your safety, and we will dispatch a Crisis Unit immediately to eradicate the Laptop infestation. God speed, my friend.
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Lol, funniest post I have seen in quite some time

sm321 · Jul 25, 2012

MohtasaUnique said: ↑

Ok, listen closely because there's no time to lose. Do not attempt to pack your belongings, there isn't time. Grab a computer or a cell phone with internet access, balance a bucket of boiling pitch above your home's entrance door, and quietly exit through a rear-facing window on your house so as to not alert Laptop65 to your escape attempt. He will pursue you, but don't be afraid. Serpentine down a steep hill, laptops cannot cut turns or descend down hills very well. When you've reached the bottom of the hill, cover yourself in elk piss to mask your scent. This next part requires a bit of faith. Double back and climb the hill again. If you pass Laptop65, DO NOT SPEAK. They're notoriously dumb, and your scent should throw him off, and you should making it safely past him so long as you don't startle him by speaking. When you've successfully lost him, please post here to notify us of your safety, and we will dispatch a Crisis Unit immediately to eradicate the Laptop infestation. God speed, my friend.
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LOLOLOLOLOL.

P.S. Alma Matar is banned.

Verts · Jul 25, 2012

MohtasaUnique said: ↑

Ok, listen closely because there's no time to lose. Do not attempt to pack your belongings, there isn't time. Grab a computer or a cell phone with internet access, balance a bucket of boiling pitch above your home's entrance door, and quietly exit through a rear-facing window on your house so as to not alert Laptop65 to your escape attempt. He will pursue you, but don't be afraid. Serpentine down a steep hill, laptops cannot cut turns or descend down hills very well. When you've reached the bottom of the hill, cover yourself in elk piss to mask your scent. This next part requires a bit of faith. Double back and climb the hill again. If you pass Laptop65, DO NOT SPEAK. They're notoriously dumb, and your scent should throw him off, and you should making it safely past him so long as you don't startle him by speaking. When you've successfully lost him, please post here to notify us of your safety, and we will dispatch a Crisis Unit immediately to eradicate the Laptop infestation. God speed, my friend.
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Better advice than the personal support forum.

Noam · Jul 25, 2012

MohtasaUnique said: ↑

Ok, listen closely because there's no time to lose. Do not attempt to pack your belongings, there isn't time. Grab a computer or a cell phone with internet access, balance a bucket of boiling pitch above your home's entrance door, and quietly exit through a rear-facing window on your house so as to not alert Laptop65 to your escape attempt. He will pursue you, but don't be afraid. Serpentine down a steep hill, laptops cannot cut turns or descend down hills very well. When you've reached the bottom of the hill, cover yourself in elk piss to mask your scent. This next part requires a bit of faith. Double back and climb the hill again. If you pass Laptop65, DO NOT SPEAK. They're notoriously dumb, and your scent should throw him off, and you should making it safely past him so long as you don't startle him by speaking. When you've successfully lost him, please post here to notify us of your safety, and we will dispatch a Crisis Unit immediately to eradicate the Laptop infestation. God speed, my friend.
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You think a crisis unit is enough?
You need a HAZMAT team with oversize banhammers

DMR · Jul 25, 2012

I'm sorry.

Silent Fang · Jul 25, 2012

guys this is serious! he is outside my house looking through my window masturbating as we speak!!!

Noam · Jul 25, 2012

Dial 911 immediately and ask for helicopter assistance

Jack · Jul 25, 2012

Cute.

Delta Squad · Jul 25, 2012

i think laptop is avoiding this one.

Silent Fang · Jul 25, 2012

No he's not lol, he's seriously traveling to my house right now... He hasn't been online all day today

MohtasaUnique · May 4, 2014

MohtasaUnique said: ↑

Ok, listen closely because there's no time to lose. Do not attempt to pack your belongings, there isn't time. Grab a computer or a cell phone with internet access, balance a bucket of boiling pitch above your home's entrance door, and quietly exit through a rear-facing window on your house so as to not alert Laptop65 to your escape attempt. He will pursue you, but don't be afraid. Serpentine down a steep hill, laptops cannot cut turns or descend down hills very well. When you've reached the bottom of the hill, cover yourself in elk piss to mask your scent. This next part requires a bit of faith. Double back and climb the hill again. If you pass Laptop65, DO NOT SPEAK. They're notoriously dumb, and your scent should throw him off, and you should making it safely past him so long as you don't startle him by speaking. When you've successfully lost him, please post here to notify us of your safety, and we will dispatch a Crisis Unit immediately to eradicate the Laptop infestation. God speed, my friend.
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Can we all gather to celebrate the literary genius I used to possess? I don't think I could even have written this if this post was made anytime recently.

Also, it seems he didn't follow my directions very well... He didn't seem to survive the ordeal.

Sypherz · May 4, 2014

Tony is overcompensating because he doesn't have hair anymore.

MohtasaUnique · May 4, 2014

By choice

Emperor Nero · May 4, 2014

Thems copypastas.

Superman · May 4, 2014

PM from laptop to remove this thread incoming

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