Buying a hooker.

I've been considering buying a hooker for a long time...

It's not that I can't get girls. It's just I think it would be funny as hell to have one for an hour.

Thoughts?

 

Erm, if you've got the money, i guess?.. lol. Make sure to get a top dollar hooker though, and wear a condom. or 19.

 

Don't. It's not funny, its actually kinda gross. I think you should think twice before doing this. I'm not sure if prostitution is legal where you are from, but it can get you in loads of trouble.

 

I just wouldn't do it.
You may end up regretting it for many, many reasons.

 

If you are going to get a hooker, don't get a nasty one off a street corner. Go for a higher-end escort so that you at least can get your money's worth.

But yeah, hookers are bad *cough*

 

I've considered it as well, but I don't want to risk getting into any problems. Also, make sure you don't lose your virginity to a prostitute.. imagine thinking about it when you get older or if someone asks you how you lost your virginity..

 

money does not buy love or happiness; money can buy you sex and it is not a good reason to make these kinds of decisions, without being taken advantage of.

 

okay.

It's like a ticket at the most idc about that.

List the reasons please.

Where can I find a Higher-end escrot?

I'm not a virgin, I've been with my fair share.

I'm just doing it for fun to try new things on like a rag doll basically.

 

Hell you say you wanna do things on a rag doll basically? Look pro tip here (I've taken the virginity of 8+ women in my highschool so far and still got another year to go). If you are still in high school, try to find that girl who jokes about sex alot (9/10 she is virgin 1/10 she is a slut.... both good in this situation.) you need to hook up with her and actually DATE her for a month+ (while dating whenever you are sitting together or laying down move you hand down on her body and just leave it either on her ass or thigh and keep your other hand anywhere above her waist [if kissing holding her head works well]) In your conversations, joke about sex as well... When she finally gets to a comfortable point of joking with you, make a "joking" offer for sex such as: "haha yea that would be funny if we did that. I'd be all like "bam bam bam" going flintstones" (Something that sounds like you are a total dumbass...) if she is comfortable with you she will reply "hmm" or "haha yea". wait another day and lay out a serious offer to toss her salad.

On average for me each girl has taken roughly 1 month for hands 1.5months for full on sex.

Back on topic. Don't get a hooker... No matter "high class" they are, its still a hooker. That is an oxymoron "high class hooker" . If you want a rag doll type thing, get yourself a first timer who is willing (please note that I am not telling you to do this if you are like 20 years old, that shit is illegal... make sure the woman is in your same age group. Also, don't forget to use protection no matter who, or what, you are having sexual intercourse with.)

 

Shut up. Honestly you sound like the kid that get's no girls stopped reading 2 sentences in bye.

 

The sex trade is a massive, booming industry, and despite many of the "dirty" aspects of it (street level, drug-addicted hookers, pimps, and girls being sold and slaved by human traffickers), there ARE girls out there who are clean, beautiful, and who take advantage of this industry and make a ton of money for themselves.

In my opinion, you can still be a generally "high-class" person and still choose to sell your body for sex, and be your own boss. And I know for a fact that hookers like that exist all over the place, and probably make more money in a single night than most people see in half a year. Obviously there are a ton of "grey areas" in the sex industry, and there are a ton of bad things associated with it - drugs, violence, human trafficking and slavery - but this does not count for the entire industry, and therefore you should not use those stereotypes to categorize all prostitutes.

The point I am trying to make is that I don't think it is fair to look down upon all women who choose to sell sex as sleazy, low class citizens just because they choose to sell their bodies, and to say there is "no such thing as a high class hooker, because in the end they are still a hooker."

 

^^I got a high end date escort.

 

Nice, where did you get the number?

 

backpages lmao.

 

Tip for anyone, If you're going to buy a hooker, Bring a camera and say you want to take naked pictures of them. 99.9% of undercover cops won't let you, and its not illegal,

 

Tip: don't get ah ooker. It gets you banned on sythe.

 

Closed, OP banned.