Craziest/Stupidest Weed Strain Name You Ever Heard?

What was the craziest or dumbest strain name you've ever heard. I think mine has to be Red Eye Souwee

 

Sharkbreathe. People on the streets just make up names to make it sounds boom

 

me and the guy i used to sell with got 1.4 lbs of this buds which w had no idea was named. everything everyone else was selling was fruity and weak and ours was musky and had that smell that was like, "okay, now i can be sure that i'm not smokin' a fuckin' orange peel." we loaded a bowl and blasted off.

while we were smoking, the weed kept crackling. (not the normal crackle of fresh buds) it sounded like rice crispies, so we named it "rice crispie shit." that's my favorite name. but shoei is correct, more than half the time if your guy says he's got "trainwreck" he's got something else probably not even in the same family (sativa, hybrid, etc.) dealers make up names that sound cool. the only people i trust with names is the medicinal suppliers, even then who knows.

 

probably Alaskan thunderfuck. its really really potent. but hard to find now days

 

My dude's always got that "sour vagina". lmao..

 

This, I actually have some right now.

 

I've tried Alaska Thunder fuck before omfg that shit'll knock you on your ass haha! Has anyone ever heard of Jack Frost?

 

Pics plox??/

and nope never heard of jack frost.. Another one is porcupine pussy. guess its named that because its so sticky.

 

Lmfao that's the funniest shit I've heard in awhile.Lol I could picture that weed being in like a dungeon and a shit of porcupines walking around guarding it. I had this called lemonade once. I know it was probably a fake name but I always enjoy a good name as long as the bud is dank.

 

Cat Piss is pretty damn good.

 

That made me laugh.
I'm not one to buy odd names, I have my faves and I keep to those.

 

Purple Paralyzing kush haha its a name I made up to get freshman more interested .

 

yeahhh its some cali shit. It hits hard

 

God's Vagina.

Pretty sure the dealer just made that one up though. Whenever I think of a dealer making up names for strains of weed, I always laugh and think of the scene in Pineapple Express where the dude is naming is bud. I forget his strains, but one of them is called "Spanish Trampoline" :laugh:

 

I've had some called Reggie Bush. Name is not really crazy, but it was definitely necessary .

 

holy shit that stuff fucks you up

granddaddy purp sounds funny lol

 

Has anyone ever seen a strain called "Blue Dream"? I've heard people mention it and said it was actually blue!! That's kind of hard to believe though, but I wanna know if it's actually real lolz. On the other hand, I'm really baked at school right now hellz yeah

 

Blue Dream is one of my favorites and it's pretty common around where I live. It's not really blue, but a real light green.

 

its a mix between blueberry and something else i cant remember. Great strain i'd have to say. Inhale smoke, exhale blueberries. lol

 

If i ever mannaged to grow my own stran i was going to name it lazy day rain hahaha

OT: i've honistly never heard of anything that isnt "Known" i guess.