If you were a drug dealer/bank robber/criminal how wouldnt you get caught!

Title explains it all!

If i were a drug dealer id smugle packets of drugs across in a remote controll helicopter ,, one wif really long signal range lol and then have some1 pick it up the other side .... lol

If i were a bank robber id just run in with a mask n corner the whole street of n be like BAAAAM n drive off burn car get in new 1 then drive off again

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I do sell drugs..

I don't get caught because I only sell to people I've smoked with and I'm not being an idiot. Only idiots get caught.

 

Im on about big shot dealers not few bags of weed like smugleing into contry etc lol like the top dog

edit: ohh n i used to deal in the white powder but hush on that lol, whent to buy a oz of mkat drove of whent to whey it up found out was sugar lmao!, so the kid who set us up with that contact got a beat in

 

The best way to get away with a bank robbery is to wear masks and clothes like that, steal a car to get a certain distance away, then switch off to a getaway van that is a company van and switch into bogus employee uniforms and use the van to hold money.

 

best way to get away with a bank robbery is to get flown away in an unmarked helicopter.

 

I simply wouldn't do it, thus eliminating the need to not get caught.

 

Dont get greedy

 

Also, you can dispose of a body by putting it in a barrel and dropping it in the ocean.

 

i sold drug once and got warned by the police

 

I'd fill up some balloons with tracking devices on them with the most expensive drugs.Fly them up and control them somehow to the otherside where I'd be selling.

DrDre

 

Remember, before committing any of these crimes, you risk becoming a fugitive. I suggest watching every episode of "I (almost) got away with it" and making pros and cons of each action those fugitives take. Then compile a list and you will see trends on what to do and what not to do.

Hope this helps.

 

Well you can't be a dumb ass and need to plan ahead.

Every situation is different and no one plans to get caught, but the advice that I can give ( coming from no experience ) is the following.

Drug dealers - Trade/do business with the least amount of people possible (chose your friends/associates wisley), Use an alias, brainstorm possible problems and plan for them, study laws sate by state and country by country ( learn the rules so you know how to break them properly ), and last off there are plenty of shows/documentaries on these types of subjects that you can learn from.

Everything I said about drug dealing applies to any crime anyone may commit.

 

I wouldn't brag or hint at it to other people. Believe it or not, a lot of people get caught this way.

 

bank robber, no hostages, inside job kind of thing. Late at night study security etc.

 

If I ever pulled off a bank heist, I would go for something like the plot of the movie "Inside Man."

I thought that was such a clever method of robbing the bank

 

Make sure to not fire a gun.

Firing a gun lets them trace the bullet, make of gun and gives them an automatic clue.

 

If i was a big criminal i'd let other people do all the work and let the money come to me instead of them.

 

I'd just be a 'leader' with expensive lawyers and let my minions do the dirty work