Talk about a shitty way to wake up....

Had a dream I was woken up by someone knocking on my door. When I answered it, he pushed his way into my room, then as I tried to push him out he pulled a gun on me..... I backed off as he proceeded to wander into my room with what appeared to be a can of.. air freshener? I'm not even sure......

He started walking around my room spraying stuff with whatever was in the can. I had an open pocket knife laying on my desk which I was able to grab when he wasn't paying attention.... He walked by me and sprayed me in the face with whatever he was spraying around my room, and I took this advantage to strike... I stabbed him in the face to disorient him, then slashed his throat...... Called the MP desk immediately after to report what had happened, and as I was on the phone with the MP's, I was awoken by a knock at my door.....

FUUUUCKKK THAT!

 

lol I would bring the knife to the door this time

 

I didn't even answer it. I figured if it was important enough, whoever it was that could have been at my door also has my phone number lmao. I laid there in my bed just going "NO. FUCK YOU. GO AWAY!"

 

Did you answer the door? holding a weapon of some sorts? ha. imagine if it was a door to door air freshener salesman?(no shit they dont exist but still..)

ive had a dream like this before... its not fun haha.

 

Maybe you had a similar experience of CS gas or something in the past, and you subconsciously knew that you were going to be woken up at XX:XX time.

 

lmao, i get weird dreams like these too, they just don't make sense

 

Laptop: Hey n4n0 want to hear a knock knock joke?
n4n0: FUUUUUUUUUU never again.

I wonder what your face looked like when the door was knocked for real, be funny if you dived across the room for your gun or something.

 

Text all your contacts and tell them to piss off, you've just had a nightmare.
Anyone who continues to knock may be stabbed in self-defense.

 

Dayummmmmm that is so spooky!

If only you were able to see your own reaction to waking up to the knock on a door, I bet you would have laughed.

 

My eyes just shot open and I stared up at the ceiling like "OH FUCK NO"

 

Wow, I sometimes have wierd dreams that just don't make sense. I always have dreams like that where I hear people breaking in my house or something, its pretty scary haha.

 

You dream about situations so you know how to handle situations if it happens in real life. Seems like you can see the future in your dreams.

 

Well then I guess if that situation arises for me, I'll be fine xD

 

I had a dream where I was cleaning a bike, and suddenly all these tiny spiders came out of it so I jumped back, and as I did I woke up and jumped out of my bed, tripped on my bookbag, and hit my head on my computer chair.

 

dood, dats fucked up o.o I tend to have dreams, that when i wake up and try to explain them, they make no sence at all, and then i just stop bothering to try to remember them and give up lmao.

 

That's some scary shit N4N0...

So you just stayed in bed without checking on the door?