Where are the weirdest places you've peed?

I've peed in my neighbors garden and in a parking lot between the car doors >.>..
how bout u ?


inb4rkellyshawty

 

3 threads?! OMG

Idk really, probably the weirdest would be behind the smoko shed at work

 

I have pissed on a girl before...but I wouldn't really consider it weird...It was sexual, rather then just trying to take a piss...

The weirdest place would probably have been in a lot of parks (at night, on my way home when I was a teenager)...That is only because I normally was an asshole and would piss down the slide or on the swings...

 

Random apartment buildings and off of my 11 story balcony when it was raining.

 

In the garden of one of my ex girlfriends when it was snowing. I managed to 'fuck u' before running out of juice.

 

off a 5th floor balcony, in a bin, public toilets mirror/sink/bog roll/floor, random peoples apartment exterior walls, and probably a lot more.

all in the name of good old drunk fun.

 

Bit of a random thread haha.

Don't laugh, but on an electric fence. I got dared to give it a go. Nothing happened though.

 

On top of a parking garage on shrooms. We were biking from city to city at like 2 in the morning and we decided to go to the top of a parking garage for whatever reason. We actually fit our bikes into the elevator and rode it to the top, decided I had to take a piss so I took one, security guard comes mid piss, is all ummm you can't be here mmkay, so we rode down the ramps of the entire parking garage and it was fun as fuck.

 

lol ok when i was like 14 i peed all over the toilet paper at school

 

In a swimming pool, that's why I prefer to swim in the sea.

 

In front of a Kroger parking lot by the side of some closed building. I was driving back home and could not hold it anymore. I was literally screaming trying release the pain. So I just pulled over, turned on the hazard lights, did my business, and a cop pulls up and asks what I was doing. I tell him the 'check engine' light turned on in my car so I was just making sure everything was alright. And for some reason I added that I was just calling my friend to let him know I was alright... He just gave me a weird look and let me go on my way.
I was surprised he didn't see the huge piss puddle 10 feet from my car.

 

I was in my friends house, and I Pee'd inside his Mop bucket!

 

just remembered i peed inside my trashcan one night. I woke up at like 3 am and didnt straighten my head yet and hadnt realized what i had done til 10 mins later. but i fell back asleep and waited til the morning to clean it >.>

 

peed on the floor of a neighbor who is a bitch just opened elevator peed and bounced lol

 

Off of a 12 foot john boat in the middle of a small private residential lake, off of a horse carriage, and inside someones house ive never met when I really really had to go (I just rang the door bell and asked if I could piss there).

 

Inside some random corner of some naval fort constructed after the war of 1812.

 

out of my window while trying to runecraft.

 

I was at this party and someone accidently turned on the burners on a stove and it lit some paper towels and cardboard beercases on fire, long story short i tried to piss on it. didn't work, ended up dipping hard outta there lol

 

One time when I was really little I pissed in my laundry basket because I thought to myself, "Oh, the clothes are going to be washed anyways, so it doesn't matter". Memories...

 

I've peed all over myself and in my own mouth before. I also peed on my girlfriend once when we were in the shower, but she didn't know.. I've peed in some whacky places too, but idk any other ones right now.