How to steal gas from a gas station!

I can't speak for other gas stations, of course, but here's how it would go down at mine:


- Stolen plates, no rims. Don't remove your plates, 'cause we will stop the pump.

- Wear a cap. All of our security cameras are placed high, and won't catch your face. Also, the quality is terrible!

- Come at night or around noon. Nobody expects people to steal gas at noon, so we're pretty lax. Around noon is also the time for practical chores and cleaning, so we're most likely occupied, and you can just sneak away.

- Don't wear a helmet or a mask, you dumbass.

- Leave the nozzle on the ground, it'll create a priority higher than catching your ass.

- Use a pump that hides you as best as possible from the store and leaves you maximum way to escape.

- Don't be afraid to show us your face. If you don't, we get suspicious. If you do, we forget you instantly.

- Also try and time the stoplights near your escape route

At least, that's how it happens where I worked.

 

address plox

 

Quality article, would read again.

 

Dont you have to pay before you pump? Thats how it is around all of mine anyways.

 

Stealing is illegal.

 

In canada you pump then you go pay after you pump in as much as you need.

 

That's how mine are too, but there are a few random ones left where you don't have to pre-pay, especially in smaller towns.

 

Here we just pump then pay. (that's what she said)

 

bump.

 

tried it, doesnt work

 

the only flaw is in NY gas is prepaid,

gg pay first then you get your gas.

 

hell i just pump what i want and pay at the end of the work.



#countrylivin

pretty nice having a tab at the store.

 

I just siphon my neighbor's gass.

 

I live in a really urban area and the only time you have to prepay is with a credit card.......

 

are you the guy I have a video of fucking himself with a dildo?