Rap Battles - Official Thread

this is really a thread
fuck a mom on a bed
understand what i said
you guys stop posting or you red

no not a real verse at all, however this is a stupid thread..... you want to actually get into go to a certain forum thats specific for this.... nothing here is really good. and just a waste of texts

 

Wtf is this?
NEEEEEEEEEXT!

 

This is really a thread/What the fuck does that mean?
Are you seven years old?/Should I keep my raps clean?
You're an idiot man, be scared, Halloween/
I'm 'bout to slice and dice you AND your lyrics/I'm fucking Wolverine,

Fuck a mom on a bed?/Something's wrong with your head/
were you dropped on it?/Or was something misread/
You'd be better off dead/Or at least in coma/
It ain't like you'd be missed/Nobody would try to phone ya/

And understand what you said?/Stop posting or you red!?/
Anglais s'il vous plaît/When I read that I bled/
I mean, my eyes did.../...Oooh, my eyelids/
And unfortunately after reading that my brain hurts a bit/

So please save us the trouble/And just stop now/
I hope you aren't trying/You're a pussy/..Meow

I think it's a fun, don't take those lyrics too seriously, this is a rap battle thread after all, I mean, you should've seen it coming.
But yeah.. anyone want to battle?

 

Bitch boy says I'm a pussy, yet you're the one mewin',

Fuck Halloween, it's in Hell that I am brewin',

I ain't scared of nothing, I met death when I was five,

I feel bad for you, hence the reason you're alive,

Let's get off moms, I jus got off your mother,

Remember I'm your daddy, not your fuckin brother,

This ain't a Dr. Suess book, this is a war of flowin' genius,

You actin like your mean, best beware- 'cause I'm the meanest,

Some say that I am soulless, 'cause I'm a ginger kid,

But little do they know, of the dark life that I have lived,

You got a cat in your hat?, I got a couple in my freezer,

You think your flow is mean, but I KNOW that mine is meaner.

Nice Try.

 

I don't see any genius, in what I'm readin' here,

just a bunch of 'punkass wiggas', fighting through their fear,

I thought I was out of the game, I got out for a while,

But I guess I'm back in again, putting you all on trial,

I'm rusty and out of practice, not here to take your name,

just here to witness the travesty, what's left of your fame,

not here to take it from you, but I'm here to make a claim,

and what I'm trying to say, is that your rap - it's too tame.

Every other word is "shit this" or "fuck that",

there's no emotional content, no real rap,

dunno what happened brother, but you're psychologically slack,

Reel it back in - get it together and come off the crack,

I know you're not dumb, so come on stop acting like it,

write something NEW; interrupt your lyrics in transit.

Be inspirational, like those who came before,

don't settle for what you've got now, aim higher. Score.

 

yoyo your text was as wild as your mom's birth control
not understandable at all no hablo espanol
from spanish to greek
thats what you preach
dayum u sound like a geek
you prob be sittin home naked
wankin to rick ross
sprayed with apple sauce
ur thougts is the cause
u deserve no applause
shit man stop wankin to rick ross
heres something that can straight'n ur course
http://www.moviespad.com/photos/jessica-alba-hair-40816.jpg
daaaayyuuuuummm

 

My raps are the illest, back your ass on up before i spill 'em. Right now I'm just chilling like a villain in prison. I rap in the streets for the thrilling I get when I drop a ryme on your ass. Cuz the only thing you spilling is HIV

Sinceraly DJ-D-U-DOUBLE G

 

Fly across the earth n put things in reverse,
I wish life was a movie i could just rehearse;
Certain things i couldnt doctor but i needed a nurse
That would come by my bed late
See if my head ache;
Then get my head straight
Then give me head great;

Yeezy thought me

 

I'm havin' a vision, another INSPIRATION,

Look at these fools, trying to make the big claimin',

But ya'll don't know shit, ya don't know what I am about,

Well let me jus tell you, once your heart is ripped out,

Ya can't do it no more, ya cannot compete,

Ya cannot sleep well, no motivation to eat,

Only to beat, the ones that are beatin you down,

No future in sight, only the tears and a frown,

It's so hard to go on, I can't do it no more,

I'm lackin excitement, and my heart is so sore,

There's no future in sight, and my past it jus hurts me,

I've failed my family, I know I'm unworthy,

But I gotta step up, I gotta set an example,

Gotta serve for the cause, no more dishin out samples,

I gotta do right, for my unholy betrayals,

Gotta succeed in this life, no more room for the fails,

I'm tired of tired, and so sick of the sickness,

It's time to find meaning, or to die with the quickness,

No more games from these bitches, only game for myself,

No more living life broke, time to live life with wealth...

*SCORE +10*

I'ma use these lyrics in my next song. You've inspired me. Thanks!

 

It's ALREADY OVER, so why are you tryin?,

You've ALREADY LOST, but there's no need for cryin,

You ALREADY KNOW, so what is the point?,

You're ALREADY HIGH, yet you're smokin a joint,

Fuck the shit shwag shwiggy, I got the bomb chron sticky,

I know you don't like it, because you're ass is picky,

I got the good ills, they'll leave ya rollin like tires,

Ya know that ya want 'em, and you'll never be higher,

I got the good katamine, to make you all loopy,

I got the black heroine, to make your eyes droopy,

I got the white cocaine, to get you all high,

I got the slick red rag, on the mirror of my ride,

I'll leave you complete, you cannot defeat this,

Success is my game, and you're loss is my business.

 

Dissing anyone who think dey can fuck wit me



trust me i could merk yall in 7 ways,

you bitches weak ill make u bleed for 7 days,

7 blunts rolled 7 dimes of dat purple haze,

got 7 burners duck down cuz it wont be homeless animals wen u get hit wit 7 strays,

my mean phase neva been a good sport fuck a porsche,

On fire i spit flames so u gon need more then dat blackberry torch,

im da fuckin best i can tell u scared by da way u squirm n shiver,

u in deniel? den ill drown u in dat egyptian river,

im far ahead of u niggas the distance cant be measured,

i'll bus da 9 mill n open ya chest lyk im tryna find treasure,

N i dont be on da computer lyk u niggas im out here tryna get paper,

ill have u stuck inside da dirt youll be a fetus of mother nature,

im focused on coppin a cruise ship you still tryna get a car,

im outta dis galaxy n you happy with being a star?,

i murder tracks and hurt beats i leave instrumentals wit scars,

i would continue but i already killed u niggas in 16 bars,

 

You obviously like the number 7.
Would you like a Pen

To stick up your ass?
You want us to rap battle you
but I'm like "nah, I'll pass"
and you think you're so tough too

because you know a few swears
but this is stupid, this is not fair.

You're probably 12, and can't spell a word
I feel like stabbing you... with a sword.

This makes me angry,
you're delusional if you think you can rap.
You use a few rhymes, and quite frankly,
you should just quit and go take a nap.

 

what ever happen to rap that din't have an insult every 3 words...



you talk a big game but your beats are weak now its my turn to stand up and speak, what i'm about to show you will knock you off your feet.
you talk a big game but can't back it up, you try to sound tough, but it just comes out sounding rough. this rap game isn't really my fortay, but between you and mean, you aint making it this day.





**Time to disappear from this thread for another two months while the kids take over**

 

dang man nice verse! great punchlines and metaphors there keep it up bro

 

some one call a doctor im just getting more ill,

they try killing me by giving me more pills,

i down dem now im sitting more still they wonder why im going crazy at will,

im a nigga u dont want to mess with,

big earrings and long ass neck less,

i do what i want cause im to reckless when the teck spit ill leave a nigga head less,

im to sick i was born in the 90's *caugh caugh* just get me buckle's,

its over roll out the rover duce duce leave bucket's drop like kyle kover,

so watch this watch how i reck this cause u already know im spitting on this track bicth,

and you already know i just come tru 44 duce duce leave you with one clue,

so watch me do me and you do you bust shots make u see threw,

killed it on my first try but body bags is too rude you got shit on youtube?

 

I won't jus diss you, I will lyrically split you,
Drop yo ass so hard, I'll metaphorically hit you,
Get a grip too, and have a sit foo,
Cause what I'ma a tell you, It's goin' get you,
Knocked out, you're so shocked, it's snatching your breath away,
Big talk, but no walk, you sound like you did yesterday,
Verbally threatening, but not a whole lot more,
Used and washed up, like a $2 heroine whore,
Your a lame ass junkie, your jus a punk b,
I'm on a boat, while you're already sunk g.

 

i wont just diss u ill lyrically kill you,
punchlines knock you out metaphors blood spill you,
i dont feel you but fuck lettin off a shell,
i spit eternal flames so every verse im giving u hell,
true what they say "like father like son" i can tell,
cuz ur both bitches n u each came from a fucked up sperm cell,
n i cant forget about ur mother dat fuckin bitch,
shes a hoe so i blame her more for the reason u exist,
when it comes to rap im the shit n cant be touched,
ur just shit and can be flushed,

 

Nobody knows me, a G that flows so crazy
Like when i get a beat these Gats play me
and i grab at whatever comes to mind
or whatever cums to mine.
I ain't need any pen or paper to write
just gimme the mic and it's over (what?) the nine to five
Grind- spill whatever feels alright (feels alright, feels alright, feels alright)
cus I'm gunna rip this stage floor tonight.
Sit at the bar, take a swig and fight.
The only reason I got kicked out was cus I hit 'post quick reply'

 

Yo...Yo....

Yo, look at all you pussy lickin faggots,

put a knife to your neck fuck you up like a fire breathing dragon,

I got a wind chill temperature of about negative 80

Make you drink frozen gravy til you sittin in the hospital with my good friend slim shady

drug rehab is what I'm on, light a bong lets get this party started where ya goin

my only real victory is life, next time I'll be comin at ya'll live

straight from sythe



Let me know how I did I've never really free styled before lol