What is the WORST thing you have ever lied youself out of [Gotten away with]

I layed down next to a busy road so ofcoarse someone stopped, I told them my car got stolen so they called the cops for me and the cops gave me a ride home. It was all for a ride home, my friend actually took my keys because I was too drunk to drive.

 

Me and my friends..we crashed a car, the old man almost was calling the police, but he didn't have enough evidences, so we good tho =), but it was when i was really a kid, i didn't think in the consequences that time.

 

Then how about you post your story and stop worrying about the law, just dont use names..

 

Loooool i laughed so hard, oh my god XD!!

 

When I was 8 I stole $50 from school, got caught, blamed it on the dumbest kid in school for stealing and giving it to me after, and the funny thing was he played along for no reason. He later on got suspended.

 

Hum that i could be a mangaka? lol but i can't draw very well.

 

Rape. Rape. Rape.

 

Wtf....

 

This. Even though I borrowed pocket change but I always pay it back,

OT: I don't know the worst time I've lied but I lie about doing my HW and things and saying "Oh I did it last night but left it on the table" :L

 

Same as the above poster lol. I forget my he and I pretend I just lost it.

 

Drinking and Driving, smoking weed, etc

 

keep this going

 

I told a cop i didn't have my pipe on me after he check my pants. I shoved it up my ass in the car. I got searched 4 times after than and they never found it. In the holding cells before i went to county, the officer said I had an odor coming from me.. LITTLE DID HE KNOW IT WAS MY ASS LOL. He took my jacket and shoes because he thought it was them I guess, so when he left I sat on the toilet and took a shit and away my pipe went. I'd rather not make it look like I'm lying to a cop and that I was actually smoking weed. There was barely anything left and it looked like I had no pipe. (tiny metal sneaka'toke lol)

 

I lied to my Grandma, telling her I have a phobia of women

 

I've lied my way into Unemployment benefits.

 

Underage drinking and smoking marijuana.

That's about it.

 

I lied my way out of a cheating on a test before, I had a cheatsheet and the teacher caught me with it, she made me show it to her and i told her that it was something i used to study with my test beforehand. She somehow believed me and i made a 100 on the test lmao

 

Keep the thread up?

 

Lied my way out of a ticket. Was driving home and was speeding. Cop pulled me over asked me why and I said "I just am driving to my parents house after asking my girlfriend to marry me and she said yes. I'm really sorry but I'm on cloud nine." the officer told me congrats and let me go. Great feeling.

 

Being caught smoking, when i was 14, countless times of being hammered and getting caught(when i was about 14-15) by my dad, even blagged my dad when he found my grinder on the side, i said it was a cheese grater.