Check my ban appeal

What do you guys think of my ban appeal?

Dear Jagex,

I have a dream that one day this account will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: We hold these rules of conducts to be self evident, that all accounts are created equal.

I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Feldip, the sons of former macroers and the sons of former legit players will be able to sit down together at the table for brotherhood. Throughout history, we botters have been shunned, looked down upon, and oppressed. I seek to prove that those days have reached their climax, and a new era of RuneScaping shall begin. I say that thus, you shall, in the name for all that is good, unban this former macroer now!

 

You MAY want to add something about your "changed morals"

But its good

 

its going straight to their automated ban appeal system

 

This man speaks the truth.

 

Exactly...

 

Although its unlikely they will take that seriously (if its even a human who reads it), but it is very well written, and if I were a J-mod I would unban you just for having the balls to send that and for humouring me.

Good luck man, hope it works out for you! ^_^

 

haha, it would be hilarious if that made a J-Mod laugh whilst waiting to finish and they just unbanned you for a laugh. Be interesting to see the response, which will probably be automated.

 

ive been seeing a lot less automated replies these days so yeah, maybe they will unban you for a laugh lol

 

Doubt they'd even think of unbanning you, But also depends on what the ban was for, They don't like to laugh or be nice

 

I would add a bit about regretting what youve done.

 

Lmfao, can't wait for an answer =D

 

Pretty good, hope it works

 

I don't think they even read ban appeals.

 

It does happen, over the hundereds appeals i sent in i got at least TWO handwritten ones back, still denials but...

 

Good luck.

I once appealed saying that my Runescape account was everything and that I feel like killing myself. The next day the police turned up at my door to see if I was ok..

 

Lol? Is that true?

 

Very nice email it to jagex, inb4 automated response :/

Good luck.

 

wtf, i didn't know runescape took it that seriously, maybe the "kill" and "myself" makes the appeal not to go to the automated system

 

Appeal was accepted!!

"Please be sure to re-read over our code of conduct before resuming gameplay"

Trolololol.

 

^LOL, that's a win on your part.