What is the WORST thing you have ever lied youself out of [Gotten away with]

drove my Mom's car through the garage door, called her in a panic and said I was looking for something in the car and someone tried to steel it.

 

lol wow that is the worst lie ever haha, glad you got out of that though

 

Pretending to be a girl on Xbox Live.

 

Lmao, being a girl on xbox live is the ultimate troll.

 

Hmmm lets see...
I dunno, ive lied about lots of things, but ultimately came forward later one.

Oh heres one that i got away with, that parents know and no one else.

I skipped math in grade 12 for about 6 months, was failing so i convinced my parents to let me take night school because i was getting a supposed "B" in grade 12 month and i wanted an "A" to look better for university and such so they let me. Then i skipped that and failed pretty much. I got a letter from night school with my F mark... photocopied it, photoshoped the F to an A(92%A) hanged that in to my principle and basically got a 92% A mark for grade 12 math principles.

 

We were smoking a blunt in my friend pauls car. there were 4 of us in the car.
We had my bong in the backseat a blunt and a joint going.
We come around a corner and we see a cop in the middle of the street with his speed radar telling us to pull over.
I was freaking the fuck out for the following reasons.
1. Bong fell so all the water spilled on the ground and it REEKED like bong water...(i think that saved us)
2.Blunt was still lit, i swallowed the tip pretty much so it would go out.
3. Joint we just threw in my water bottle.
4. I had 1/8 of shrooms in my pocket( i can get charged for manslaughter for that in D.E.)
5. I had 2 gram bags in my back pocket.
6. I was shitting my fucking pants when he was talking to us
So he comes up and says do you know how fast you were going? ALL of us at the same time say were SORRY lol.. sketchy anyways the cop is asking us questions and stuff and he smells the car and says whats that smell? i said i farted ( it smelled my dirty nasty bong water) and he believed me. He was about to tell us all to get out and search the car because we were "teenagers" when my friend pulls a crazy ass lie and says we were going to go visit my friend because his mom had just died and we were going to support him, he then let us go and my balls went back outside from my body.

 

I lied to save myself, while my friends got in trouble for something I did, they still don't know.

I feel so bad still to this day

 

Want to tell us the story behind it all ? =)

 

I'd say speeding ticket. I almost got a super speeder ticket. I would have been screwedddddddd!

 

I stole around $120 from my Dad, and made him believe that it wasn't me even though he had clear evidence that it was me... I know that this may not sound like such a terrible thing, but the fact that I had stolen from a person I love dearly and then lied about it made me feel incredibly awful... I know that even though he believed me, there was still part of him that knew I did it, and the sheer feeling of him being so disappointed in me was terrible.

Since I felt so bad, I tried as hard as I could to get that money back to whom I paid it. Luckily we got the money back, but the feeling of that guilt remains...

 

Keep it coming guys!!

 

wanting to keep this thread alive

 

Well, I took my Dad's credit card when I was 7 one time and purchased the Guardian feature for AdventureQuest.

But, I've done marijuana and did a bit of underage drinking.

 

just wanted to jump in and say nice thread =) had a good time reading all these haha, couple were kinda strange tho =/


Two MIC's and mommy and daddy have no clue, they're so proud of me

 

Very interesting stories haha. Pity I can't add to them, too honest

 

Lied about various occasions on which I've been on drugs and gotten away with it.. my life's too boring.

 

I must say nice thread aha.

I dont really have anything to add. I can't remember lying about anything major!

keep up the comments!

 

I had my gf blow me in my grandparents pickup, thats about it.

 

When my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob and her parents walked in on us....i said she was checking my zipper because it was broken. i was facing the other side so they couldn't see my penis. They believed it and left for the weekend.

 

I actually laughed way too hard at that.

I once threw a rock at one of my enemies in primary school and damaged his eye. He knew the rock came from me, but we were playing soccer, so I said I kicked the ball and a rock flew at him by accident. Lied to him, my parents, his parents, the teacher, school principal and would have continued had they taken it to court. I'm actually really thankful that he fully recovered, he's not an asshole anymore.