Different names for masturbating...

I feel like letting out a bit of immaturity here. I'll start.


pulling the pipe
straightening the stick
stroking the shaft


(I'm looking for mostly creative answers here )

EDIT: NO MORE RULES!

 

I don't follow rules soooo

Playing the skinflute

 

Wanking the willie

 

flog the dolphin

 

Shriveling the scallywag.

 

Fapping.

Or the good ol'

Preparing the breakfast (putting it on a radiator so it's hot when your wife/gf comes in)

 

Pulling the penis.

 

Beating the meat

 

Five against one
flying a kite

and my favorite

Jackin the beanstalk

 

spanking the monkey

 

getting in touch with yourself


fuck your rules btw

 

They were just so people wouldn't post crude names

 

playin with johnnie

trollin the newfag

bannin the Rahman

Jackin ya meat

Makin fire

leakin the pipe

 

A date with Madam Palm and her 5 daughters.

 

Finger joggle

 

Can't believe no one has said jacking off.

 

rubbing one out

 

scratching the scratching post

 

getting filthy with ya schlong

 

Beat the meat.