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  1. Unread #21 - Dec 28, 2011 at 11:15 PM
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    Let me introduce myself. I am the president and founder of the Anti Tyro Association. In the text that follows, I will explain why stopping Tyro is fundamental to the survival of our society. Note that some of the facts I plan to use in this letter were provided to me by a highly educated person who managed to escape Tyro's longiloquent indoctrination and is consequently believable.

    Tyro's policies are clear testimony to the fact that Tyro has lost all sense of compassion, understanding, and humanity. To prove this, I shall take only a few cases from the mass of existing examples. He is absolutely determined to believe that he has the trappings of deity, and he's not about to let facts or reason get in his way. A bunch of brassbound dopeheads of one sort or another have recently been accused of producing culturally degenerate films and tapes. Tyro's fingerprints are all over that operation. Even if it turns out that he is not ultimately responsible for instigating it, the sheer amount of his involvement demands answers. For instance, in view of Tyro's peremptory threats, what does it make sense for us to do now? Well, I'm sure Tyro would rather practice human sacrifice on a grand scale in some sort of deranged death cult than answer that particular question.

    I avouch that we should let Tyro prattle on about how he would sooner give up money, fame, power, and happiness than perform an acrimonious act. At this point, such exsufflicate jibber jabber is harmless enough, albeit a little unsettling. Nevertheless, it does demonstrate how if Tyro can't be reasoned out of his prejudices, he must be laughed out of them. If Tyro can't be argued out of his selfishness, he must be shamed out of it. He views antinomianism as a succedaneous religion that authorizes him to use rock music, with its savage, tribal, orgiastic beat, to endow careerism with a false legitimacy. But even if we disregard all that and examine only his damnable protests, this seems to me to be enough to show that when a mistake is made, the smart thing to do is to admit it and reverse course. That takes real courage. The way that Tyro stubbornly refuses to own up to his mistakes serves only to convince me that the public is like a giant that he has blindfolded, drugged, and gagged. This giant has plugs in his ears and Tyro leads him around by the nose. Clearly, such a giant needs to advocate concrete action and specific quantifiable goals. That's why I feel obligated to notify the giant (i.e., the public) that Tyro's favorite tactic is known as "deceiving with the truth". The idea behind this tactic is that he wins our trust by revealing the truth but leaving some of it out. This makes us less likely to yank up conscienceless, stinking nitwits from the dark rocks under which they hide and flaunt them before the bright sunshine of public exposure.

    While it is essential—and among my highest priorities—to restore the ancient traditions that Tyro has abandoned, the unalterable law of biology has a corollary that is generally overlooked. Specifically, Tyro has gotten away with so much for so long that he's lost all sense of caution, all sense of limits. If you think about it, only a man without any sense of limits could desire to give voice, in a totally emotional and non-rational way, to his deep-rooted love of officialism. If you agree, read on. Is there a chance that Tyro isn't stuporous, deluded, and choleric? From what I've seen, I doubt it. I want to keep this brief: He keeps saying that we should be grateful for the precious freedom to be robbed and kicked in the face by such a noble creature as him. In such statements, as in most of his propaganda, there are major omissions and layers of codswallop wrapped around a small piece of the truth. The real story is that Tyro sometimes has trouble convincing people that his newsgroup postings can give us deeper insights into the nature of reality. When he has such trouble, he usually trots out a few hotheaded humanity-haters to constate authoritatively that Tyro understands the difference between civilization and savagery. Whether or not that trick of his works, it's still the case that Tyro can get away with lies (e.g., that he can absorb mana by devouring his rivals' brains) because the average person cannot imagine anyone lying so brazenly. Not one person in a hundred will actually check out the facts for himself and discover that Tyro is lying.

    I am not embarrassed to admit that I have neither the training, the experience, the license, nor the clinical setting necessary to properly prevent the production of a new crop of overbearing infantile-types. Nevertheless, I sincerely do have the will to clean up the country and get it back on course again. That's why I claim that one of Tyro's favorite tricks is to create a problem and then to offer the solution. Naturally, it's always his solutions that grant him the freedom to condone illegal activities, never the original problem. Tyro likes to seem smarter than he really is. It therefore always amuses me whenever he cracks open a thesaurus, aims for intellectualism, misses, and lands squarely in a puddle of complacent frippery.

    Tyro claims to have turned over a new leaf shortly after getting caught trying to destroy any resistance by channeling it into ineffective paths. This claim is an outright lie that is still being circulated by Tyro's apple-polishers. The truth is that nothing unites people like a common enemy. That's why I would encourage everybody to take some shots of their own at Tyro by reprimanding him for exhibiting a deep disdain for all people who are not rummy mountebanks. Scapegoatism and tribalism are not synonymous. In fact, they are so frequently in opposition and so universally irreconcilable that once one begins thinking about free speech, about coldhearted paper-pushers who use ostracism and public opinion to prevent the airing of views contrary to their own high-handed beliefs, one realizes that I am more than merely surprised by his willingness to impair the practice of democracy. I'm shocked, shocked. And, as if that weren't enough, if we do nothing, Tyro will keep on seeking vengeance on those unrepentant souls who persist in challenging his sophistries. One cannot change this all in a moment, but one can fight for our freedom of speech.

    Is there anyone else out there who's noticed that neither Tyro nor his apparatchiks have dealt squarely or clearly with the fact that Tyro has come very close to making me cower before the emotions and accusations of others? I ask because he once tried convincing me that it's okay to deface a social fabric that was already deteriorating. Does he think I was born yesterday? I mean, it seems pretty obvious that letting Tyro cultivate the purest breed of irresponsibility is a recipe for disaster. Whatever weight we accord to that fact, we may be confident that it doesn't do us much good to become angry and wave our arms and shout about the evils of his notions in general terms. If we want other people to agree with us and join forces with us, then we must force him into early retirement.

    If we are powerless to rake Tyro over the coals for locking people up for reading the "wrong" classes of books or listening to the "wrong" sorts of music, it is because we have allowed Tyro to remove society's moral barriers and allow perversion to prosper. If you think about it, I will stop at nothing to acknowledge that his peons can conceive of nothing but drossy defenses of his mean-spirited jibes. My resolve cannot fully be articulated, but it is unyielding. As evidence, consider that I find it necessary, if I am to meet my reader on something like a common ground of understanding, to point out that my only wonder is, Will Tyro's shots to the heart of all that is wholesome buy him his long-sought victory for morally crippled communism with its showy irreverence and glorification of all that is stiff-necked? To rephrase that question, what exactly is Tyro's point? I could give you the answer now, but it would be more productive for me first to inform you that there is definitely a stingy dimension to Tyro's obiter dicta. Or, if "stingy" is too narrow of a term, perhaps you'd prefer "duplicitous". In any case, when a friend wants to drive inebriated, you try to stop him. Well, Tyro is drunk with power, which is why we must give him a rhadamanthine warning not to set the hoops through which we all must jump.

    We cannot allow gruesome buffoons to pass unnoticed. Hard to believe? Then consider the following statement from one of Tyro's beer-guzzling protégés: "Tyro's debauches are the result of a high-minded urge to do sociological research." Pretty slatternly, huh? Well, some of the facts I'm about to present may seem shocking. This they certainly are. However, Tyro's most predaceous tactic is to fabricate a phony war between shiftless, amoral vagabonds and demented, unrestrained moochers of one sort or another. This way, he can subjugate both groups into helping him subject us to an intense barrage of misinformation, deception, and hidden propaganda. I unquestionably don't want that to happen, which is why I'm telling you that I intend to look closely at Tyro's demands to see what makes them so effectual at taking the robes of political power off the shoulders of the few honest people who wear them and putting them upon the shoulders of immature yutzes. I should expect to find—this is a guess that I currently lack sufficient knowledge to verify—that I could go on for pages listing innumerable examples of Tyro's froward "compromises" and stentorian conjectures. I have already written enough, surely, to convince you that if Tyro's jealous undertakings became more widespread, it would spell the ruination of this country.

    There are two kinds of people in this world: decent, honest folks like you and me and stroppy, domineering demoniacs like Tyro. His remonstrations present us with a riddle: What in perdition does he think he's doing? It's an interesting question and its examination will help us understand how Tyro's mind works. Let me start by providing evidence that instead of taking the easy path in life, the downward path, we must choose the upward path regardless of the pain, suffering, and sacrifice that this choice entails. Only then can we finally disentangle people from the snares set by Tyro and his lieutenants. Yes, Tyro will try to stop us by igniting a maelstrom of negativism, but he maintains that emotionalism is the only alternative to authoritarianism. This is complete—or at least, incomplete—baloney. For instance, Tyro fails to mention that if he thinks his whinges represent progress, Tyro should rethink his definition of progress. In short, Tyro is more at home with lies than with the truth. What you really need to do to be convinced of that, however, is to study the matter for yourself. I'll be happy to send you enough facts to get you started. Just write to me.
     
  5. Unread #23 - Dec 29, 2011 at 8:16 PM
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  7. Unread #24 - Dec 29, 2011 at 8:53 PM
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    he subject of x339 is a controversial issue. I really, really like x339. Though x339 is a favourite topic of discussion amongst monarchs, presidents and dictators, its influence on western cinema has not been given proper recognition. It is estimated that that x339 is thought about eight times every day by global commercial enterprises, whom I can say no more about due to legal restrictions. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.

    Social Factors

    Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of x339 to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. The immortal and indispensable phrase ‘honesty is the best policy’ [1] created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. Spanning divides such as class, race and uglyness, x339 is quite good.

    Status, Security, Fame - x339, all revolve around this 'golden fleece'. If society has a favourite child, it is x339.

    Economic Factors

    Our world is driven by supply and demand. Of course, x339 fits perfectly into the Simple-Many-Pies model. Taking special care to highlight the role of x339 within the vast framework which this provides.
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    Political Factors

    Politics, we all agree, is a fact of life. Comparing the ideals of the young with the reality felt by their elders is like contrasting x339 and political feeling.

    Let us consider the words of that silver tongued orator, that most brilliant mind Francis Rock 'I don't believe in ghosts, but I do believe in democracy.' [2] This quotation leads me to suspect that he was not unaccustomed to x339. It speaks volumes. It would be wise to approach the subject with the thought that 'if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all'. However this can lead to missing out important facts.
    Where do we go from here? Only time will tell.

    Conclusion

    To conclude, x339 has a special place in the heart of mankind. It enlightens our daily lives, it stimulates and it brings the best out in people.

    I'll leave you with this quote from Clint Spielberg: 'Oooh yeah x339 shoo badaby dooo.' [3]
     
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    [Intro:]
    'Cause sometimes you just feel tired,
    Feel weak, and when you feel weak, you feel like you wanna just give up.
    But you gotta search within you, you gotta find that inner strength
    And just pull that shit out of you and get that motivation to not give up
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    [Verse #1:]
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    Till the day that I drop you'll never say that I'm not killing them
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    And I am not hip-hop and I’m just not Eminem.
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    [Chorus - NateDogg]
    Till the roof comes off, till the lights go out
    Till my legs give out, can’t shut my mouth.
    Till the smoke clears out - am I high? Perhaps
    I'ma rip this shit till my bone collapse.
    Till the roof comes off, till the lights go out
    Till my legs give out, can’t shut my mouth.
    Till the smoke clears out and my high burn out
    I'ma rip this shit till my bone collapse.

    [Verse #2:]
    Music is like magic there’s a certain feeling you get when you're real
    And you spit and people are feeling your shit.
    This is your moment and every single minute you spend trying to hold onto it
    'cause you may never get it again.
    So while you’re in it try to get as much shit as you can
    And when your run is over just admit when it's at its end.
    'Cause I'm at the end of my wits with half this shit that gets in.
    I got a list here's the order of my list that it's in.
    It goes, Reggie, Jay-Z, Tupac and Biggie, Andre from OutKast, Jada, Kurupt, Nas and then me.
    But in this industry I'm the cause of a lot of envy, so when I’m not put on this list the shit does not offend me.
    That's why you see me walk around like nothing's bothering me.
    Even though half you people got a fucking problem with me.
    You hate it but you know respect you’ve got to give me
    The press's wet dream like Bobby and Whitney. Nate hit me.

    [Chorus - NateDogg]

    [Verse #3:]
    Soon as a verse starts I eat it at MC’s heart
    What is he thinking? How not to go against me? Smart.
    And it's absurd how people hang on every word.
    I’ll probably never get the props I feel I ever deserve
    But I’ll never be served my spot is forever reserved
    If I ever leave earth that would be the death of me first.
    'Cause in my heart of hearts I know nothing could ever be worse.
    That’s why I’m clever when I put together every verse
    My thoughts are sporadic, I act like I’m an addict
    I rap like I’m addicted to smack like I’m Kim Mathers.
    But I don’t want to go forth and back in constant battles
    The fact is I would rather sit back and bomb some rappers.
    So this is like a full blown attack I’m launching at them
    The track is on some battling raps who want some static
    'Cause I don’t really think that the fact that I’m Slim matters
    A plaque of platinum status is whack if I'm not the baddest.

    [Chorus - NateDogg]

    [Outro:]
    [Eminem & Natedogg Echo:]
    Until the roof
    The roof comes off
    Until my legs
    Give out from underneath me

    [Eminem:]
    I will not fall,
    I will stand tall,
    Feels like no one could beat me.
     
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    Issues surrounding manbearpig can never be over analysed. At first glance manbearpig may seem unenchanting, however its study is a necessity for any one wishing to intellectually advance beyond their childhood. While it is becoming a hot topic for debate, it is important to remember that ‘what goes up must come down.’ Crossing many cultural barriers it still draws remarks such as 'I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole' and 'i'd rather eat wasps' from the over 50, whom I can say no more about due to legal restrictions. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of manbearpig.

    Social Factors

    Society is our own everyday reality. Upon Peter Pinkleton-PishPosh's return to Britain he remarked 'class will refelect the inner hero' [1], he borrowed much from manbearpig. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course manbearpig smells of success.

    Status, Security, Fame - manbearpig, all revolve around this 'golden fleece'. Clearly it promotes higher individualism and obeyence of instinct. As soon as a child meets manbearpig they are changed.

    Economic Factors

    We no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three cows for that hat, it’s lovely.' Our existance is a generation which cries 'Hat - $20.' We will primarily be focusing on the Watkis-Teeth-Pulling model, a classic economic system of analysis.
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    There is no longer a need to argue the importance of manbearpig, it is clear to see that the results speak for themselves. The question which surfaces now is, how? Even a child could work out that the annual military budget is in financial terms 'holding hands with manbearpig.' Many analysts fear a subsequent depression.

    Political Factors

    Machiavellian politics is rife. Are our leaders justified in pursuing and maintaining political power? Contrasting the numerous political activists campaigning for the interests of manbearpig can be like looking at manbearpigism and post-manbearpigism.

    To quote award winning journalist Augstin Woodpecker 'consciousness complicates a myriad of progressions.' [2] This quotation leads me to suspect that he was not unaccustomed to manbearpig. It speaks volumes. Perhaps the word which sums up the importance of manbearpig to politics is 'participation'.

    Since the Renaissance manbearpig has become more and more prevalent. May it continue.
    Conclusion

    To conclude manbearpig deserves all of the attention it gets. It fills a hole, brings glamour to an unglamorous time and never hides.

    I'll leave you with this quote from Stevie Morissette: 'I demand manbearpig, nothing more nothing less.'
     
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