[Popular Debate #2] Do you "wipe" standing up or sitting down?

I stand up to wipe my ass, so I can look at what I "created" before I cover it with paper.

 

Sitting down... Much easier, & If you have that low level water, your hand will never hit the water.

 

Why the hell am i reading peoples responses????

Im just about to eat breakfast now i gotta think about how sythe users like to whipe there assholes.

 

You can't get all of it when you stand up. I just lift up some and wipe.

 

Yea you can........ Its much easier, imo.

 

I lean up a bit, but mostly sitting

 

Why would you wipe sitting down, just seems weird to me haha, unless you're a chick...

Standing up.

 

i use pinecones then i throw them at squirrels.

 

I guess so, but it's still not as easy to reach everything with your ass cheeks together when standing lol.

Guys and girls shit the same way, so I don't see how that makes any difference.

 

In between. I'd consider it a "crouch".

 

Standing.

How do you do it sitting down? Do you stick you hand I between your legs lol, or do you slowly raise up and approach from behind?

 

I lauged reading the repsonses lol. I do it standing up but being kinda bent over, it makes it so much easier although I don't think I have tried sitting down and doing it.

 

How could you possibly wipe when you stand up?

Maybe this is just me, but when i'm standing straight up, my ass cheeks are together.

I find it nearly impossible to wipe standing up.


I sort of crouch.
I guess you could consider it sitting though.

 

LOL, you should try next time you unload.

This should really be in the spam forum,
I do a combination of the two I think, I don't really pay attention when I wipe myself

 

You don't stand straight up with your cheeks as firmly pressed together as possible man.

 

Standing. Just something I've become used to.

 

Sat down, Standing is only going to spread the shit.

 

#ROFLed

 

Haha I know, but they are still more open when you're sitting down.

 

I tried to wipe sitting down and gues what?? I go shit all over my hand and my toilet seat. I pledge to standing up!

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