Skyrim is shit

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Skyrim is shit
  1. Unread #21 - Nov 28, 2011 at 11:09 PM
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    Skyrim is shit

    no I don't ffs Giddy changed it to homosexual_having_seizure.gif because I lost that RRR thing. I'll change it as soon as I can and we'll never speak of it again. ever.
     
  3. Unread #22 - Nov 29, 2011 at 8:09 AM
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    Skyrim is shit

    Of course not.
    In Morrowind you just clicked at the box and one of the following happened:
    1) skill level not enough -> stop
    2) failure -> try again
    3) out of lockpicks -> stop
    4) success -> steal everything inside


    in Oblivion, you spammed the auto-attempt until:
    1) out of lockpicks
    2) success
    However, getting the skeleton key (which never breaks) was piss easy and then you just spamclicked auto-attempt until you're done.

    I'm saying that it's infinitely harder in Skyrim, but that's because in the previous two TES games there was literally no challenge.
     
  5. Unread #23 - Nov 29, 2011 at 5:09 PM
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    Skyrim is shit

    In Skyrim, you obtain The Tower as your astrological sign and do the following:
    1) use The Tower Perk (on ANY level of lock, from novice to master, regardless of your lockpicking level)
    2) wait 1 minute max for 24 hours to pass while "waiting/resting"
    3) use the perk again on another object

    If you're not cheap and you don't use auto-attempt or magic/perks to unlock locks, and you only look at the manual process, oblivion was much more difficult than skyrim. And much more realistic. With real life lockpicking, you trip tumblers, not find a magic angle that opens the lock
     
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    too bad too, it took me ages to master oblivion's tumbler system. ofc I don't hate on the new method, the tumbler shit can be so fucking frustrating sometimes. had plenty of practice too with FO3 and FONV
     
  9. Unread #25 - Nov 29, 2011 at 6:47 PM
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    Skyrim is shit

    TBH I'm thinking I'll enjoy skyward sword mire than skyrim (Yes... I have a Wii...)
     
  11. Unread #26 - Nov 29, 2011 at 7:10 PM
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    Skyrim is shit

    Is that a zelda game?
     
  13. Unread #27 - Nov 30, 2011 at 5:32 AM
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    yeah but I've heard there's better stones to pick
    Fun fact: through my dozens of hours of gameplay and at level 48, I have somehow skillfully managed to dodge every single of these stones. I didn't even know they existed, my brother told me about them a few days ago. I was wondering what the stones in the loading screens were, guess this explains it. Apparently the first stone was along the road to the first town you're supposed to go, but I was distracted by a fox and started chasing after it instead of following the road.

    If you're not cheap and you don't use The Tower/console to unlock locks, and you only look at the manual process, Skyrim was much more difficult than Oblivion. And much more realistic. With real life lockpicking, you rape the lock like gurt does a child depending on the lock, not find magic tumblers to trip. or magic button to spam
     
  15. Unread #28 - Nov 30, 2011 at 6:57 AM
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  17. Unread #29 - Nov 30, 2011 at 2:39 PM
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    Skyrim is shit

    The astrological stone icons look like this:
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    also lold at the fox thing
     
  19. Unread #30 - Nov 30, 2011 at 2:45 PM
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    Lvl 52 and loving the game, there is flaws and the main/guild quests are short but being a TES fanboy It didnt phase me
     
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    Skyrim is shit

    nope, never seen one
     
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    Skyrim is shit

    True dat...
     
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