[Suggestion] Mandatory Brain Assessment Before New Members Can Register

After recent events, I think Sythe needs to introduce a mandatory brain assessment before allowing new accounts.

Nothing too difficult. Just basic questions like:

1. Can you read a thread before replying?
   
   
2. Can you understand a moderator decision without creating a conspiracy theory?
   
   
3. Do you know the difference between “I disagree” and “the entire forum is corrupt”?

There will also be a special question:

A member donates $300 to the forum. Does this mean they get special treatment?

A) Yes, they unlock secret VIP moderator powers
B) No, donations support the site and rules still apply
C) Make a 10 page thread claiming the staff are corrupt

Unfortunately, some people keep selecting C.

The amount of people recently discovering that moderation exists and immediately jumping to “favouritism” is impressive.

Apparently the staff room is just:

“Someone donated $300? Quick, remove all rules and protect them forever.”

The new system will include a “Common Sense” section, although many applicants may find this part difficult.

Those who pass receive a verified “I Can Read” badge.

Those who fail get a DNT (Most are vaders anyway)

Finally a "Lunatic" fun rank shall be applied. (GFX artists please assemble)

 

I think this would alienate our most vulnerable community members. Plus, I’m currently selling a course on how a $300 “donation” (bribe), some shitty graphics, and AI can make you a ton of money perpetually.

 

For 1000$ you can join my sythe vaders group. Half the staff are here already milking clueless noobs. What's the point in trading with 3% margins when you can keep 100%

 

Can we also acknowledge that this is still pride month!

 

fucking wasps everywhere

 

nigger

 

no

 

nigger

 

This warrants a perm ban, nigger.

 

Isnt that basically vouch thread tho

 

darn you liberals ruining my wawa milkshakes