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  1. Giddy

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    Apply to be in my bed.
    What would you rate yourself? (5 and below, don't even bother posting. you ugly piece of shit):
    Are you experienced? (i don't want virgins who can't get it in)
    What's your kinkiest fantasy? (i wanna hear how sick and demented you socially awkward kids really are):
    What's your gender? (if you are female, you better be hotter than me. yes, i'm a stuck up princess):

    You cover airfare and I'll give you a place in my bed.
     
    Giddy, Nov 17, 2011
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  2. MohtasaUnique

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    No deal, you're paying airfare bitchhoe
     
    MohtasaUnique, Nov 17, 2011
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  3. Travis

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    What would you rate yourself? (5 and below, don't even bother posting. you ugly piece of shit): 1
    Are you experienced? (i don't want virgins who can't get it in) Pick me I'll try my best
    What's your kinkiest fantasy? (i wanna hear how sick and demented you socially awkward kids really are): You
    What's your gender? (if you are female, you better be hotter than me. yes, i'm a stuck up princess): half and half
     
    Travis, Nov 17, 2011
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  4. JohnK

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    What would you rate yourself?: 5.01
    Are you experienced? My diddle gets wet in the shower all the time
    What's your kinkiest fantasy?: slip penis in hole
    What's your gender?: barbarian

    YOU should be paying me to be in your bed. Sources tell me you have dirty laundry.
     
    JohnK, Nov 17, 2011
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  5. Meeder1

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    What would you rate yourself? 8
    Are you experienced? 'Urked and Jerked it many A times.
    What's your kinkiest fantasy? (i wanna hear how sick and demented you socially awkward kids really are):
    What's your gender? (if you are female, you better be hotter than me. yes, i'm a stuck up princess): Deathsnova

    3 rules:
    1. No Condamns
    2. Safe word " Redbarf "
    3. Dont tell Gohan
     
    Meeder1, Nov 17, 2011
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  6. Imagine

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    What would you rate yourself?: Others have rated me 9 and 10 ;)
    Are you experienced? Every day, every week.
    What's your kinkiest fantasy? : Me being able to get in Giddy's bed. Yes, im srs.
    What's your gender?:I'm not deathsnova.
     
    Imagine, Nov 17, 2011
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  7. Giddy

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    yummy
     
    Giddy, Nov 17, 2011
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  8. RA1fu

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    What would you rate yourself? (5 and below, don't even bother posting. you ugly piece of shit): 8
    Are you experienced? (i don't want virgins who can't get it in) very experienced, multiple times a day.
    What's your kinkiest fantasy? (i wanna hear how sick and demented you socially awkward kids really are):To penetrate you anally ;)
    What's your gender? (if you are female, you better be hotter than me. yes, i'm a stuck up princess): i'm a boi

    You cover airfare and I'll give you a place in my bed.
     
    RA1fu, Nov 17, 2011
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  9. Lym

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    What would you rate yourself?: [​IMG]
    Are you experienced? No
    What's your kinkiest fantasy? : Feeding a poison apple to someone prettier than me.
    What's your gender?: Decrepit.

    and these guys are the 7 dwarfs, but I guess ones already sleeping in your bed

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    I wonder who sleepy is, already in your bed.


    Giddy, you whore.
     
    Lym, Nov 17, 2011
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    I'm already in you're bed ^___________^
     
    nonamekiller, Nov 17, 2011
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  11. madhacker14

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    What would you rate yourself? On a scale of 1-10? A madhacker14
    Are you experienced? I've pitched a few times, nothing too big like you though, I'm willing to take that challenge.
    What's your kinkiest fantasy? You moaning Mad hacker fourteen, silently in my ear while you penetrate my anus.
    What's your gender? I'm black.
    Other perks: You don't have to buy my plane ticket, I live a couple hours from you, and I'm willing to drive....Pun intended.
     
    madhacker14, Nov 17, 2011
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  12. T V

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    Giddy, I can never tell if you're a really hot chick, or a big ass black dude...
     
    T V, Nov 17, 2011
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  13. hubris

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    lol..
     
    hubris, Nov 17, 2011
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  14. mtn dew

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    I'm a male that has rocked womens worlds, and have even had lesbians say I was very good looking, among LOTS of other women. I'm far from a virgin and am a very sexually open person, but doesn't share with other males if that's what you're getting at.
     
    mtn dew, Nov 17, 2011
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  15. Pockets

    Pockets Don't cheat the man in the glass.
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    What would you rate yourself? pASSing
    Are you experienced? soemthing liek 1.7k post count
    What's your kinkiest fantasy? doing it riding a whale on the mooooooooooon
    What's your gender? gender is a konstruct
     
    Pockets, Nov 18, 2011
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  16. Solid tank

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    i am auto accepted
     
    Solid tank, Nov 18, 2011
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  17. HeavenLord

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    If you didn't know giddy was a girl then you must be some kind of retard
     
    HeavenLord, Nov 18, 2011
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  18. MohtasaUnique

    MohtasaUnique Grand Master
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    ^Wow!
     
    MohtasaUnique, Nov 18, 2011
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  19. Delta Squad

    Delta Squad Don't mind me, just getting my postcount up.
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    Question: May one apply to be in your bed just for a good nights rest? i do not wish to have sex with you momma giddy.
     
    Delta Squad, Nov 19, 2011
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