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  1. jebadiah the wise man

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    "A good way to stay healthy is to eat more Chinese food."

    Are they fucking serious? That is not the Chinese wisdom I have some to expect from fortune cookies.
     
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    I never get a fortune. They give me very generic advise.
     
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    i always get lottery numbers picks
     
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    I always get really broad things like horoscopes =/
     
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    LOL nice fortune. LOLOL... They obviously want you to buy their food more.
     
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    "Antidote $10"
     
  7. jebadiah the wise man

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    LOL, good one.
     
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    My last one said 'True love will come in the summer time'.

    I'd explain the story as to why that is so significant but I don't have time.
     
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    you met me??
     
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    She discovered masturbation.
     
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    My friend got one saying "Stop looking for love, its sitting right next to you"

    And my other friend sitting next to him got one saying "Your summer fling will find you" XD
     
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    Oh, I forgot about this guy.

    Him, i like.
     
  13. jebadiah the wise man

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    :eek: all the vouch threads make my thread go byebye :(
     
  14. Vlad

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    Is it because clashheartverts.com is down?
     
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